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He from Ashington like?

1-0 Wigan, geeeeeed up sausage.

Blast from the past - Ben Tozer gets Gateshead Ben Dover - 1-0.

Southampton-bound with hyphenation like that. Fucking Tory.

Keeth The Teeth.

No embedding, no party.

Hudson Odoi moving to Leverkusen makes it an interesting one but I don’t think the money will work. Please prove me wrong!

That’s the hope unless they are looking for more than one - not outside the realms of possibility with Thiago’s injury record and Henderson / Milner’s ages.

Chat is they’ve got agreement on Bellingham.

No thanks. Think cockney Connor would get a nose bleed being north of Watford Gap.

Picking apart each and every one of the hyper-moralistic hypocrites is a piece of piss. From the lowest level anonymous Twitter / message boarder like Exile (MILFs and teens), to uninvited cockshot senders like Barry Glendinning, through journalists working for the divisive, racist misery press of the Daily Mail like Samuel and Holt, all the way to the doyenne of tax avoidance in Lineker. Each and every one of them is flawed and ill-equipped to be finger wagging and lecturing the likes of you and me, who probably just want a few hours a week of escapism from the absolute car crash of last 15 years that successive governments both home and abroad have foisted on us.

Also fuck Tranmere the woolly backed Wirral wankers.

As long as he’s alright for the weekend. Two weeks ago I thought we could get something at Anfield but the current state of the walking wounded means focusing on more winnable games.

Our man in the Nuffield ? Hopefully there’s something behind them and not just speculative slot bookings.

The moment he rocked up on Sunday Supplement wearing a hair band he should have been barred out the NUJ.

Edwards joining Holt and Mark Douglas on the upper deck of the HMS Superior Morals. Martin Samuel and Andy Dunn will join them shortly when the tug ‘Virtue Signaller’ ferries them over. Samuels is worried he’ll miss out on the canapés at Admiral Lineker’s Welcome Aboard party ahead of embarking to their month long junket in that bastion of human rights Qatar.

Douglas is a puff piece merchant like his pals in The Athletic, writes lovely wordy articles after the fact but has fuck all intel on breaking transfer stories. Also found his last line dig at the kit unnecessary and tedious: There’s certainly enough enterprise and endeavour there to suggest, from a footballing perspective, this is a project starting to gain a bit of momentum. Just ditch the shirts.

I’m sure there’s software you can get to check for plagiarism that, if you plug all the ‘in peyce’ posters in, will prove it’s unanimously the same six figured Silksworth mutant bashing away on the keyboard.

Shelvey and Bruno from last season’s good run.

The one area we need to go toe to toe with them and we’ve got 2 of our starting 3 out. Would take a draw before kick off.

The BBC (British Boys Club) were in full force yesterday. Needed Tim Sherwood’s gilet to really capture the stinking essence of Brexit however.

Speykman?

I think @Paully has more explaining to do with the Coors Light. Goats piss in a beer pump.

Having no luck so far with injuries. Wilson, Shelvey, Krafth, Fraser and now Bruno.

So much love for this level of stattery.