Nucasol

Tap is running, loofah primed, sweet sweet lavender Radox is being poured in and stirred.

Grim that. Expect to see super-imposed chewing gum and piss stains on it.

Mr Piss in your Pocket

Just the 61 miles from the centre of London.

Dr Cinik. No way he’s paying for AHS.

But he’ll be closer to the West End to buy him and the missus diamond encrusted Gucci onesies.

Fuck me, that’s an insult to pizza. Straight off the Asda counter.

Missed. Imagine the psychotic cunt had already deleted the tweet, being the absolute fraudy failure he is. Hope the aliens probe him doubly vigorously for his wrongs.

Yep, tedious and just needs retiring.

Was thinking this earlier. Reckon ASM and/or Dubz could be sacrificial lambs.

Guler is now being linked with AC Milan ironically enough given they’ll be flush with cash from Tonali.

Trying to listen to it but the train keeps going into signal not spots, so cheers for that.

Got a horrible feeling about that too.

Sounds an absolute Man-gina, the complete wet tuppence.

The Italian John McCririck.

Any dead pigeons embedded in there?

Pete Snakes.

@Paullyvibes strong with this bad boy. Offset with some Joseph & his technicolour dreamcoat coloured trainers and you’ll be as chic as Hebburn’s finest in no time.

Course they are the fucking cunts.

National stereotypes innit. Be the same on the Saudi message boards about Hudson-Odoi. They’ll all be dressed up in Stone Island, eating pie and mash.

Boy, you turn me inside out And 'round and 'round Upside down Boy, you turn me inside out And 'round and 'round

Calzone in one hand, prosciutto carving knife in the other. Arrivaderci mother fuckers.

Going for it. Near treble your dough effort.