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A bench player for Leeds. Why the fuck would we want him?

Don’t be rubbing Koch up the wrong way. You’ll end up in a sticky situation.

Me and the missus did 14 months in London aged 40, got out as soon as we could. If you like space, cleanliness and people you can talk to, it’s not the place for you.

Italy’s Got Talent?

Pretty sure a gang took Reese James safe from his house, Champions League medal inside. It’s not quite the Knutsford-Wilmslow-Alderley Edge level of banditry though, next level robbery especially when euro away trips are on.

Weird. 35k followers yet no posts since April, mostly horseracing. Seems an odd one to break.

Sounds like Curtis Good. Spoiler alert, more Curtis notGoodenough.

Socks and a gilet bagged with 20% off.

He’s going to sign for them in July. The Glazers will be licking their lips at commercialising him. Had to do his Korean National service during the summer though.

I think they would for Osimhen. Not even in his prime yet and a player with good resale value further down the track.

The Messi thing is more nuanced. I didn’t realise he owned a very expensive condo in Miami. Maybe a lifestyle choice. After winning the Copa and the World Cup, leagues in Spain and France and multiple UCLs, what’s left?

Wilson coming across as a massive grifter. We don’t have £90m to spend on a single player and £200k+ a week.

The epitome of Farmers.

No thanks. Pay the extra £10 for Slobba.

I can see it, particularly if they decide to remodel the midfield. Gundogan, Bernardo Silva and Mahrez potentially to leave.

My worry with the purples is that we have the wait until the Man Utd’s, Liverpool and co have their pick then we get the leftovers. Examples being Min Jae, Thuram, Kone etc

He’s in an emo phase.

Fuck me, some top investigative journalism by Caulkin, Whitehead and Waugh there.

Nile Ranger-nomics.

No spank you.

Did we not stick him on a stupid deal after scoring the winner v Chelsea?

Especially for the sort of £££ being talked about. Benchmarked against the Mac Allister fee, it would be robbery without violence.

He’ll have a Targett on his back now.

Premier League all day. The thought of beating the Sinister Six over a 38 game season, all the highs, lows and drama that would entail, makes it the most special.

88? Thought they were binning them off for Sela.