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Can see why all 4 clubs want him, particularly if players exit. Forest for Shelvey, West Ham for Rice, Fulham for Paulina, NUFC for the #6 role.

Disagree. The way it arrows into that top corner was like some sort of precision guided missile.

Maxi v Wolves. The technique was just *chef’s kiss*

Beautiful. Release the Norwich scarves.

As mentioned previously, think he owns a property in Turkey. Makes sense for him to play somewhere like Antalyaspor.

Two footer on either of them seems a banker next season.

Ye olde crypto Ponzi scheme. John Madoff Terry fishing for mugs.

Should get more or less our money back for him. I’m sure a lower mid table team would give us £8-10m once he’s back up to fitness.

Could do worse than Dubs.

Still disappointed to this day that there isn’t actually a photo of Barton dressed as Savile when he did that.

Definitely a gamble that paid off. Was nervous at the time with Isak and Wilson injury records and the potential strain on midfield but it worked.

You make him sound like a Star Wars droid. He’s worse, I’d rather have C3P0 anchoring the midfield than that clogger.

Sounds like it.

Richardson, espresso, pile of lovely looking little cakes, occasional Gazza.

Mirror via Gazetta della Sport. Didn’t even bother linking it as absolute BS paper talk click bait.

Vividly remember Geremi moving like a sloth through treacle at Scunthorpe away in the promotion season. How Keegan had got any sort of mobility out of him was miraculous.

He smacks of West Ham.

Drum up a nice auction between Real Madrid and Bayern Munich. One needs to potentially replace Benzema and the other definitely needs to belatedly replace Lewandowski. Can’t be going into a season chasing the treble with Chupo-Moting, Mane, Gnabry and a 34 year old Muller as your strike force.

Quoting a release clause of £30m. We can do better.

I’m not sold. For a young lad he’s missed over a season worth of game time in the last five years with a lot of niggling injuries. Doubt Eddie’s pressing game would go well with that.

Any estimates from our club insiders on when we can expect the kits to start be available for preorder? Knowing Castore it’ll be August before most of us can get hold of a home kit.

Massively aids the recruitment push - the likes of Botman, Joelinton etc getting call ups at little old Newcastle will help with the Diaby’s of this world.

Any news on extracting his brother and Rigg from the dark side academy?

Yep, I think we might have a genuine talent there. I trust Eddie but don’t want one of the few remaining lickspittle legacies of the Ashley era, a ‘jobs for the boys’ appointment, ruining him through piss poor practices that went out of fashion a decade ago. Like Ashley’s boot cut jeans, Ameobi should best be left in the past, an answer to a nice trivia question for scoring at the Nou Camp, not overseeing some of the club’s future diamonds. Same with Harper.