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Where the fuck are you? Alleged heatwave hasn’t materialised down here like (Oxford) - 13 bloody degrees and overcast , my champions league BBQ is massively at risk.

Tottenham will back incoming manager Ange Postecoglou with funds to rival Newcastle for Leicester's England midfielder James Maddison, 26, and target Brentford's Spain goalkeeper David Raya, 27, and Wolves' English defender Max Kilman, 26. (Mirror)

Milan linked with him and Pulisic back in January. Wonder if they’ll make another go round for him. Seems less likely now Leao has signed a new deal.

Exactly. Did we learn nothing when our delightful media took this piss out of Wenger? “Arsenal who” was the headline.

Irritatingly I think he’ll do well.

Realistically it has to be that. Maybe 4 years was too expensive, or negligible benefit, but maybe three years and CL qualification starts to make it worthwhile. TBF Adidas will sell far more kit as for those of my generation the Drei Streifen is a lot more desirable than Castore.

They’re also extremely vocal and leaky in their transfer dealings so if it happens quietly it’ll be us paying the release clause straight out there.

He’s the archetypal moaning prick, I can see why Man Utd fans love him as he panders to the decades of whinging and entitlement we saw from Ferguson.

There’s probably a tipping point where the cost of paying up the contract is outweighed by the incoming kit deal. We’re 50% through Mike Ashley’s stupid deal, so the balance might have tipped or they might have a form of break clause.

Would far rather spend the £60m on Szlobbas than £85m quoted on Mount.

Ashworth hallmarks all over this.

Quite obviously joining Ten Hag.

List for a lot of the clubs seems to be a combo of Jae, Timber and Schurrs.

Screaming out for some Mahrez or Foden magic now.

Barcelona shaking their magic money tree and getting him on a 3 year deal apparently.

Get the cunts in the mud, want Man City to run up a 5ver. 3rd Fred foul, still no card says it all.

The literal ‘leap like a salmon’ - appendages pinned to your side.

Shearer got it spot on, it’s not an unnatural position given momentum. 3/3 favouring your mob Froggy - people have a right to start questioning the amount of 50:50s that go in yours and Liverpool’s favour.

It’s just getting daft. Liverpool were top of the pile for VAR going their way in the league - 9 points in the end. Man Utd got the margins on the Casemiro goal in the LC final and looks like every decision is going their way this time round. No other club even close. Thinking about how they got here, it was the Mitro meltdown on the quarter final which was VAR driven.

Rickrolling from Qatar to Cullercoats.

The Steve McClaren-Rick Astley hybrid is back on the scene.

Games gone, or hideously biased towards two clubs - Liverpool and Man Utd.

#BigStrongNordicTypes

Can see why all 4 clubs want him, particularly if players exit. Forest for Shelvey, West Ham for Rice, Fulham for Paulina, NUFC for the #6 role.

Disagree. The way it arrows into that top corner was like some sort of precision guided missile.