Nucasol

Standard Edwards.

“The club’s famous black people carrier” - fucking hell, who writes this shite?

Just been to Turkey and this looks like the pile of shit fake ones they were selling in the bazaars.

Definitely at the David Icke end of the conspiracy but spectrum as well.

Gash.

Adidas all day please. Track tops and training gear straight in the basket.

Some light airport / plane stalking - Shelvey travelling business class with his family back from Antalya.

Sanches / Botman related article - the Italians now commenting that the house of cards of agreeing deals with players without deals with clubs might just be falling down and taking Maldini with it: https://football-italia.net/milan-lose-renato-sanches-to-psg-breaking-point-for-maldini/

Absolute rascal of a man. Mind the gap Michael Ballack: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10929589/Michael-Ballacks-girlfriend-Sophia-Schneiderhan-close-friends-football-stars-late-son.html

Keep seeing MILFs rather than MLFs. Dangerous.

Any more of this nonsense and I’ll launch into full-on Primal Rage.

Retweeting your own tweets is a sure-fire danger sign, screams ‘look at me’.

The sooner his alien overlords take him away for a life-sentence of probing within a spiky implement the better. Having lived through the era of the original ITK ‘Pervy Plumber’ Colin Warris, the new wave of Burnsie Burners are like a 10-fold increase in nonceyness.

Well slap me sideways with a wet kipper, that is a shocker. Did Ryder write it with his crayons again?

https://www.bristolworld.com/sport/football/bristol-city/newcastle-united-monitoring-bristol-city-prospect-after-under-23s-breakthrough-3736015 Newcastle United are monitoring the progress of Bristol City prospect Reuben McAllister, BristolWorld can reveal. The Magpies are one of several Premier League clubs said to be keen on a move for the attacking midfielder and there is also interest from major clubs in Scotland.

Where does Sarr feature? Lots of shit performance in yellow.

I’d be more worried if we were losing out to the Brentford’s and Leeds rather than potentially PSG, Dortmund and Milan. City had the same sort of initial build stigma even without the shackles of FFP.

Barnier with a more measured but similar message…

Fair enough. Can we take the kid that was out on Lens from PSG if that’s the case. Think Leeds we’re rumoured to be bidding for him.

See also ‘Holt, Oliver’ and ‘Samuel, Martin’.

I think that might be the thinly veiled Plan B referenced in the Ronnie Gill if Botman gives a definitive ‘no’.

If Burnley were an AirBNB host: “Other than killing the father, beating the mother and sleeping with the daughter, NUFC was the perfect house guest…”

Nice couple of weeks to shake out any final interest from other clubs.

Alex Crook from The Mirror talking a £10m fee for Pope.