Nucasol

But are the hot hours approaching?

Get the feeling Milan have other irons in the fire now, really hoping this one pulls through. If not, I can see Ake coming in.

Came into the season more undercooked than a steak in the butcher’s window.

I’m pretty calm about the whole thing. If it comes off, great, if not then that money can be reallocated into funding someone else, even a one year stop-gap. I started watching the Drink It In documentary on Sky yesterday and the amount they cycled and refreshed the squad to achieve Champions League, the FA Cup and then ultimately the league means we’ll probably have to go through some short sharp iterations of the squad. Their churning of the forward line makes really staggering reading before they hit gold with Aguero once they reached the Champions League: 08/09 - Robinho, Jo, Bellamy (£74m combined) 09/10 - Tevez, Adebayor, Santa Cruz (£72m combined) 10/11 - Dzeko, Balotelli (£60m combined) 11/12 - Aguero (£36m) You can see similar with the midfield progression. Some weird stop-gap names in there as well - Owen Hargreaves for one.

Latest from Di Marzio: Milan transfer market: the point on defense Starting from the defense, Milan want to buy a central defender (also due to the increasingly probable departure of Romagnoli, who is about to expire his contract). To Botman - which remains a concrete goal but with which contacts are now a little less fluid than in recent months - there is an alternative: it is Bremer,whose price tag, after the renewal with Turin, could around 20 to 25 million euros, but Inter also likes it (which also has a virtual handshake with the player but who cannot close the deal at the moment).

Think this is slightly easier now Ragnick is off the scene at Old Trafford.

Massive upgrade on Luke Ayling.

All over Cosy Joes.

Time to put your cock on the block - which one is it?

Hope he isn’t the new David Bellion.

Pek Chopped Pork

Terry.

You can see the fat cunt forking out £50 for the Servisair lounge and filling his pockets with bait for the flight.

There’s a YouTube video where I think he’s claimed he’s been abducted and violently probed by aliens. That sort of thing.

Miles away from Lisbon or Porto so likely to be a Director coming back off their sunny golf break.

Forgot about that. In the real world that should be enough to your kill reputation dead but in the Twittersphere it doesn’t.

CyberChopra

Any grown man pretending to be ITK should be raided by the polis and have their hard drive checked. I’d speculate there is a very high correlation between Twitter ITK’ing and being a nonce.

This sounds luscious. Throw in some NFTs and we’re full Ponzi. Will make Pink Strides and Donald look like the minor chancers they are.

AC Milan’s takeover was on the front page of the FT as being agreed so this will likely give them the edge with Botman and Sanches, the only thing worrying the Milan fans had been if it dragged or fell through.

“Insert Forrest Gump gif”

“Chode” is so underused!

I think Lascelles and Darlow or Woodman will head to Forest, £15m in the kitty and two squad places freed up. I can see Murphy ending up at a Blackburn / Stoke / Boro. Problem will be Gayle and Hendrick. Hendrick in particular is the new Colback where we’ve horrendously overpaid on a long contract.

Not when they’re referencing one of Burnsie’s many burner accounts as their source: