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Is the top picture the lad who Pique is playing stepdaddy to?

“They got taken over by a Ponzi scheme, because Sunderland is a massive club”

“And it’s Ponzi Scheme, Ponzi Scheme FC, we’re by far the dodgiest team, the world has ever seen…”

Accentuated by horsetoothed Rylan’s brand on the arm.

Get all over Darlow lads, you know it makes sense.

Quick scan of Twitter and she seems as popular with the Love Island viewers as her old man is with NUFC fans, tremendous.

Deader than a dead thing in Deadland.

Luke definitely got fucked over by EasyJet with his flights so is taking his pent up misery out on us!

Absolutely desperate to draw WBA as early as possible in the league cup and give the clown the actual real abuse he thinks he got. Hawthorns with a 6,000 strong away end (with penicopter) or preferably SJP.

I think there will be a mini frenzy between players finishing their internationals next week and then before they start going on their Mykonos trips where we see some moves wrapped up. Tuesday 15th is the last date of Nations League games.

Big fan of the performance based wage tethering, should hopefully encourage a few to leave if widespread. Too many like Clark, Colback, Saivet, Hendrick have been put on stupid money and sit tight rather than moving on. Langley as third choice would be a preference to Gillespie. Keeper has been one of the few places we’ve had recent youth success with - Harper, Krul, Forster and Woodman. Less said about Alnwick the better…

Until the 12th June at least as I’m sure there’s a 3rd place playoff regardless whether they win/lose their semi final.

Classic circular reference - I’ve seen three different versions each with a different source.

How quickly has it come down and from what?

“Repeat after me…You will not bang your brother’s wife”

Really good article on sports psychology and Milan getting ahead of the game under Sacchi in the 1990s. Would be awesome to see us start to be forward thinking in this space: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61245521

Cunts are properly asleep at the transfer wheel this week.

I think Owen was the same as well. Psychologically broken from previous hamstring injuries as a result of being speed-based in his younger days.

Is it just me or do all the NUFC journos seem like they’re away? Very quiet at the moment.

Besiktas in advanced talks for Weghorst, door opening for a dramatic return…

Might be a challenge for Ekitike given he’s at the Toulon tournament and France are still in it if they beat Argentina tomorrow.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/23/called-meet-mcdonalds-haircut-7336444/amp/ ?

Try Ruiz NUFC, stories going back to January from Corriera della Sport that we had bids rejected.

Get a Big 4 firm to come up with some very clever algorithm that factors in size of club, number of Nigerian Twitter fans, club branded noodles sold in Singapore etc.

My thoughts exactly!