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Brentford Bukkake Party

Ashworth be clearing our Ashley’s stooges like…

She’s used to the haters. I’m sure she’ll shake it off.

With a ‘tache like that I’m completely unsurprised he’s a beast. Seedy as fuck.

As designed by Stevie Wonder on acid.

I don’t think they will. Volume of games is starting to kick in now and West Ham will be bang up for it this weekend. Fancy the Hammers to win that one. All depends on whether Brentford can put a dent in the scousers though.

Think they’ve got a minimum of 10 points in them - all three home games are wins (Wolves, Chelsea and Fulham) and I think at least a draw at Bournemouth which takes them to 73 and out of range of LiVARpool. They’ll be fine unless they fuck up one of the home games and that opens the door to the Scouse cheats.

Graeme Bailey sniffs bus seats.

Reckon he’s off to Liverpool, especially as they’ve missed out on Bellingham.

Temporary blindness caused by excessive wanking to plumpers on OnlyFans.

Did it for the Summer Rumble boxing a few times. If it hasn’t changed, I imagine you’ll enjoy all the pictures of various players scoring against NUFC in there, the bitter twats.

I imagine portly Eden still haunts the dreams of their recruitment team. Big fan of the patatas bravas.

Linked with Bayern via Tuchel.

10 point deduction for the Ev please.

Allardyce picking up £500k for a month’s work. Plenty more pints of wine and round the world cruises with unlimited buffets incoming…

He looked awful last night, stay well clear.

Didn’t he get sacked after a dozen games in his next job?

Lads will be back round Majestics in no time (if it hadn’t burned down and reopened as something completely different).

Can we extract the one at the mackems? Feels so wrong.

Joe White and Jay Turner-Cooke have hardly been a glowing endorsement. Can’t take issue with Kell Watts as he’s been injured most of the year.

Just the Everton thing. Although Leicester getting clear so they’re on the beach by the time our game comes around would be nice.

Got zero confidence in Sham-eobi picking the right loan club for him. Seems to pick them out a hat rather than look at the Brighton approach of data analysis, style of play, pastoral care. The Anderson success of as because Barton asked him as a mate. Sooner he’s binned and someone competent comes in the better.

It happens - saw a fair amount of shit between north and south of Tyne Mags down the years, none worse than the radgies in Magaluf when we went away to play Real Mallorca.

Absofuckinglutely.