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Eddie Heww?

Just did my run-in calculator. Had us winning vs Southampton and Leicester, draws v Arsenal, Brighton, Leeds and Chelsea. Ended up 4th with Liverpool a point behind. They won all their games, including vs Spurs, Villa, Brentford, Fulham and Leicester which do have some capacity for them to at least draw in. Spurs 6th on 64 Brighton 7th on 63 Villa 8th on 58 Brentford 9th on 53 Fulham 10th on 48 Amazing to think during our bad run that Brentford and Fulham got quite close to us. Chelsea ended up 12th on 44 points - a £600m spend for a Steve Bruce season. Leeds, Everton and Southampton relegated. Forest scrape through by a point.

Lose to Leicester away on Monday and they’re right in the shit. Last four games are: Brighton (A) Man City (H) Wolves (A) Bournemouth (H) Not beyond the realms of thinking they’ll draw v Wolves and beat Bournemouth as they’ll be on the beach by then but if they don’t pick anything up in the other 3 before that, they could be gone before they get to the final game.

Happy to trade up to a newer, more available model.

Nope 4 wins because of Brighton.

Can see Pep going after a World Cup at some stage. Spain boss.

Lovely chap. Not seeing him as an Eddie player.

David Bellion vibes. Leave well alone.

Some whacky Pep formation in the away leg, Ederson as a False 1.5 or similar that allows Bayern to win 5-1.

Also a mackem.

Grass, not wanted.

Bit rich he’s going on about body composition the fat fuck.

Would love to sign Scott from Bristol City.

Bowen isn’t going anywhere. His missus is Danny Dyer’s daughter. The thought of leaving Essex is probably grounds enough for divorce in her eyes.

Brighton play Chelsea away very soon and also have the cup game plus two more rearranged fixtures to potentially cope with. As great as they’ve been, something will give I reckon.

Another fantastic loan selection by Ameobi btw

We negotiated Jay Turner-Cooke coming back and playing for the U23s even though he’s on loan at Tranmere. Should try and do the same with Kuol.

When is the “Loan Arranger” going to get the bullet? Hung around like Japanese Knotweed as a player and now doing the same on the wider books.

Paper talk today is Spurs are now sniffing around him. Seasons past that would have been the death knell for our chances but fancy us being front runners if we did make the UCL.

McTomi-nay thanks.

He smacks of an Everton signing tbh.

The quality of wig he paid for won’t come cheap.

General humiliation or a hefty sprinkle of racism this time?

Such a weird cunt.