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AC Milan’s takeover was on the front page of the FT as being agreed so this will likely give them the edge with Botman and Sanches, the only thing worrying the Milan fans had been if it dragged or fell through.

“Insert Forrest Gump gif”

“Chode” is so underused!

I think Lascelles and Darlow or Woodman will head to Forest, £15m in the kitty and two squad places freed up. I can see Murphy ending up at a Blackburn / Stoke / Boro. Problem will be Gayle and Hendrick. Hendrick in particular is the new Colback where we’ve horrendously overpaid on a long contract.

Not when they’re referencing one of Burnsie’s many burner accounts as their source:

Craptore

Twitter ITK who knows about as much as I do.

Alreet Burnsie

Hoping it’s the energy drink bloke who’s rocking the hybrid tramp-wizard look.

No thanks, husband of a grass.

The location is both a blessing and a curse. I really don’t want us to move but begrudgingly would for something that will take us to the next level and is beyond what SJP can ever be (75k+).

Time to flog Lascelles and Darlow back to them to boost the summer kitty.

Must be a shit survey as when I was living there from 2017-2020 the Saturday Over 35s competition I played in just for North Shore and West Auckland was 5 divisions of at least 10 teams in each. The under 35s and over 40s leagues also had similar set ups for both Saturday and Sunday.

Andy Robertson on the BBC claiming the stewards were saying one of the tickets he gave his mates was “fake”. Something dodgy going on - gate staff looking for backhanders?

The absolute pits. Leggy, misplaced passes all day and didn’t track Vinicius. Big game horror show.

Carvahal setting the toolkit on how PL defenders need to mark him next year.

From Gazetta della Sport: NUFC were linked with Bremer in January, Torino CH. Suggests Milan are after him as the Botman alternative.

Can they both not lose? Loathe them both.

Milan are sniffing about for him.

We played Rangers and Sporting back to back in 2004 IIRC, two days of fun at SJP. Never seen so many states as in the Rangers fans who were a slavering wreck by kick off.

Fake - he’s got a ‘1’ on the end of his name and no ‘Verified’ blue tick.

Pretty certain it got flagged two days ago.

Seen Jota miss a few in games recently that the others put away - think it might have been the cup final or Southampton where he had a bit of a mare. Papiss Cisse Syndrome - where everything drops your way at first but slowly dries up afterwards.

If ASM is flogged that opens up some serious reshaping up front. Could see two coming in.