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Real will chuck some extra Mbappe savings at him to get him over the line. Will be surprised if he went to Liverpool.

Face like a Bo Selecta mask.

In typical troll fashion, now our fans are biting on everything he does like a pack of piranhas the tool is only going to ramp up his niggling. Best leave the sanctimonious mackem shite to his own echo chamber.

From Franco to selling their training ground to the local council for £400m, always above board that lot, hate the horrible cunts.

By Adam Johnson?

It’s Charlie Methven’s son, his dad got him matching loafers to go with his pink strides.

Straight out the Bangladeshi sweatshop that one.

On its way out - BBC were saying a draft white paper has been published around banning gambling company sponsorships. Fucks Stoke right over.

Materials being used were apparently as plastic as the fans flooding out of the woodwork for Wemberlee marra.

Villa claiming in the region of £55m. We claim £40m. The Scouse shites claiming £170m in two years. Writing off £50m of Sigurdsson for being a danger isn’t a Covid loss…

Absolutely zero interest in watching it - will find out their result later in the day, got holiday clothes shopping and a dentist’s appointment to navigate.

Went to a BBQ last summer back in our old street in Leeds with a few of the old neighbours. One of the cunts who I barely knew supported Leeds when we lived there was giving it the big licks about the “jawdees not being a big club” and going on about getting a season ticket. Needless to say the upcoming BBQ will be a lot more fun if they’re relegated. Praying we nail Burnley but Brentford beat Leeds even if it means them finishing above us.

Hilarious that Owen is now likely to be investigated by Trading Standards for making false claims. https://theathletic.com/3303404/2022/05/11/explained-michael-owen-nft-claims/?source=user_shared_article

Someone’s missed a trick not changing Sam Fender’s ‘Seventeen Going Under’ to ‘Sunluns Going Under’. With a 1.25:1 wages to turnover ratio it’s a real possibility.

Can’t see us stumping up €60m for a 29 year old. Botman yes, but not Carlos.

Shows Bruce up as the slovenly pig he is, lovely.

All paid by your betting winnings flip?

Comes with a free set of razor blades and a vial of fentanyl.

Sam Matterface. Insufferable cunt.

Like Callum Wilson. Don't need another part timer in the front line. Abraham on the other hand seems very robust.

Great use of Danzel but 17 years too late, NUFC fans were already singing it to serenade Nicky Butt in the pubs at the Yeading cup game. Never forget Souness dud Jean Alain Boumsong on debut getting run ragged by a postman and a baker.

Twice they’ve done that since the weekend, another saying Bruno has told us to sign Paqueta when the quotes in it said nothing of the sort. Might be right but at least back it up with something partially tangible.

Didn’t know he’s gone down the rabbit hole. Shame.

There should be some massive churn and activity in the squad this summer. Miggy as a sale to help raise some rebuilding cash. Forest going up might see Darlow and Lascelles head back to the City Ground. Fede out of the door, one of Manquillo or Kraft gone, Dummett released, Lewis sold to a Championship promotion chaser or loaned back to Norwich with an obligation to buy if promoted. Sean Longstaff and Schar still not signed up. Both could still go. Hendrick, Matt Longstaff probably on loans again in the ‘who needs them’ club. Watts and Anderson loaned again, De Bolle, Westendorf, Stephenson, Turner-Cook and White loaned out. Murphy and Gayle both options for ambitious Championship clubs.

Top lad Winnie, if a somewhat cantankerous old goat about anything later than 2000. His leather jacket was a legendary relic from ancient times.