Nucasol

As merited as it would be it won’t happen because of the pure saltiness of the Premier League to all things NUFC. They’re already trotting out the £100m spent in January line.

Pardew did.

Big Joe all day.

Shearer’s 2nd v Spurs in the ‘99 semi final. North Stand at Old Trafford absolutely bouncing.

I’d buy that for a dollar.

I think people will be shocked in the run in about how many points both Burnley and Everton will get. Prime post for a bookmark and “that aged well” but Burnley play West Ham and teams heading for the beach and Everton play Leicester twice at a time they’ll only be arsed about the Europa League.

As long as our knackas don’t sell their tickets to Scousers like in 2019.

Aye. They fessed up that they didn’t want to leave Sardinia without a story so were buying drinks left, right and centre to create the bother. Proper vermin like that Scouse one who paid the other cabs to leave so Gazza had to jump in his one. “Only regret I have is not having my camera with me” when Gazza is spewing up in the bogs with his kecks around his ankles.

Watched it yesterday - the manipulation in some way by almost every person in his life was horrible. From his mates taking advantage of going on the piss, to his PA in Italy, media lizards Morgan and Wade, Cheryl selling stories, Mel Stein, Baker, Evans - cunts the lot of them.

Hopefully PSV and Leicester have a proper ding-dong, a few knocks and niggles, extra time and a delayed flight home. We win next Sunday and the teams below us have to start winning more games in 7 or 8 than they have in the previous 31. Similarly Palace and Chelsea batter and battle each other in the FA Cup semi on Sunday, meaning Palace are hanging for Wednesday and we do them. 40 points, done, dusted, which seemed scarcely believable when we had 7 points after 14 games.

I fancy an Everton win v Leicester at Goodison and definitely v Watford. Possibly Brentford. Now down to Burnley to pick up points. Anything less than 3 v Norwich and it’s a huge momentum swing.

Not a good run - if they don't beat us they'll be in and out of the bottom 3 for the remaining games.

Dust yourself down.

Ashley killed it for me until Rafa. Had a couple of years of relative positivity and then the fucking reptile doubled down on the soul crushing apathy with Brewce. Went home and away from leaving school until my late 20s. Work ramping up post Global Financial Crisis and studying for an accounting qualification at weekends meant going to matches started to dwindle by the time we hit Roeder and Allardyce but still hung on transfer rumours and got to every game I could. By the time we got to Carver it was a game or two a season. Emigrated away for three years when Bruce came in which gave me a legitimate excuse not to ruin every weekend watching the turgid shite on offer. Beyond happy that he’s gone and hoping to get back to SJP when seeing family back home and doing as many of the away games as Membership will allow. Hopeful we get some big cup allocations next season too.

Burnley have an interesting run of fixtures coming up: April Man City home Norwich away West Ham away Wolves home Watford away May Villa home Spurs away NUFC home A drawn keeps both of them in it. A Brentford win means they need to beat Norwich, Wolves and Villa at home to get within a point of our current points total. We’d have to lose most of our remaining games and them to win more games in the next ten than they’ve managed all season.

Same line of grift as his old man. #Rurlworsleevesupdustworselvesdoon

Lennon absolutely skulled on Keo most nights I reckon.

Accumulation of points, to quote our bacon fat blooded former head coach.

Disappointed Watford aren’t getting beaten by more here. Arsenal could have put a hefty dent in their goal difference. Norwich’s is like them losing a point.

Got to be room for Norwich in there.

A really poor performance, a third successive home game without a goal (two of which they have lost) for the first time in almost 20 years. And, after just one point from his five games in charge, new boss Steve Bruce must be wondering what on earth he has walked into here . . . and what he can do next. He has skipper Jake Livermore due back from suspension at Hull on Saturday - but the next two home games after that are against two of the current top three, Huddersfield and Fulham. And that, right now, is a worrying prospect! Inject it into my veins.

“Rerled the dice and wor luck wuzzn’t in”

Watched the Krays documentary on ITV last week and the knacka popped up on it. Was sticking the Krays tat on everything from t-shirts to tea towels, so he has previous for that sort of wanky behaviour.

Wednesday chasing them down a treat too.

Ah Kelloefornia and the Coxhoe Del Sol. Happy days!