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Thinking about the current playoff situation in the Championship, with Forest where they are Lascelles should be a target for them if they go up. Likewise Darlow.

Going full Burnsie to echo chamber himself.

Chelsea v West Ham not much better.

Angela Rayner doing her best Basic Instinct again?

“It puts the lotion on its skin, unless it wants the hose again. It puts the fucking lotion in the basket!”

Speaks with a mouth full of marbles, tripping over his tongue, the absolute melt.

“Touching me, touching you”

Strangling the league like a boa constrictor due to a construct where there’s little chance of interlopers due to a combo of Champions League hegemony, FFP and 50+1.

https://norwichcity.myfootballwriter.com/2022/04/24/match-report-city-0-newcastle-united-3/ I think the mackems have been ghostwriting for Norwich. “Newcastle United, morally bankrupt, cash-rich versus Norwich City, morally rich, financial paupers.”

And kill Everton off.

The hope is Villareal give them all a proper kicking at Anfield on Wednesday and we get a mass brawl in the derby game today that rules a couple of players out. Sadly they’ll coast through both.

For the uninitiated- where exactly does Paqueta play and who would make room for him?

Took one look this morning at the current ‘Sportwashing’ 289 page thread and left. Some weird people on there, and that includes the black & whites posting.

Dread to see the state of his Sent messages. Uber creep.

From the bloke who would quite happily have kept the Bacon Boy in charge. Edwards will always be in the wrong side of history with us and noncy dancing on Twitter won’t ever change that.

Let’s have a slice of Boubacar Kamara instead.

That’s the big thing for me. Under Bruce they all looked morose and tranquilised, under Howe they look happy, together, there’s banter like the Fraser and Burn interview yesterday.

Didn’t mind that! More the mentalists out there dialling in hoax threats on his family. Some very very weird people in the Man Utd fan base.

Shit craic with the bomb threat. Probably one of the mentalist Nigerian Reds off Twitter, absolute melts.

Agreed, Diaby has got vibes of Dembele Mk2.

Nope, no one paying anywhere near €90m for Diaby.

Absolute love it - best use of it I’ve seen is Metallica at Red Square in 1991:

Definite Cunt status on here.

Ignoring everything else - what the fuck is going on with those shorts? He’s gone full Savile. All he needs is - red track jacket with ‘Adam Pearson’ on the back.

Works a treat that, much appreciated.