Nucasol

Don’t think I’d be asking for Nunes in any Bruno transfer. Absolute car crash today.

Hallelujah, off goes the Primark Maxi

Knuckles full of zit juice if you did.

And the crowd go mild?

Has the feeling, atmosphere and quality of Brighton v Palace this. Light years from previous incarnations under Ferguson, Pep and others.

Got the joys of Champion and the personality vacuum that is Lee Dixon. Couldn’t face Drury and his soliloquies.

Don’t Citeh just pack it full of Chinese students from the local unis?

Thought Rashford might have been on another tequila bender. Squad leaking is particularly snakey.

Hobo Jim

What have Rashford and Garnacho been up to?

Would be great to see them go down, Molineux is a ball bag of an away day in an armpit of a town. Would rather have WBA up from that part of the world.

Big Pete will be writing the intro monologue already. Betting it involves The Smiths, Stone Roses, Oasis, Happy Mondays, the Hacienda, Cantona, Kanchelskis, Shaun Goater, Brian Kidd, Tyrone and Fiz from Corrie and Dr Brian Cox.

He’s toast.

Hoping you had some kind of booze bet with the Leicester fans and they’re getting your rounds in all night.

Live, laugh, lacerate your Achilles tendon and be out of the rest of the season.

Crisp packet hands strikes again.

King Hub and Spoke.

Get in:

Joelinton three month absence as he gets his shoulder repaired.

Some of what this gentleman is smoking please barkeep.

A Christmas Tale as read by Daniel Levy. Spanish translation available by Omar Berrada.

Top of the morning to him. Any sign of any of our other Irish wunderkids breaking through (Heffernan, Murphy)? Also what happened to the winger linked from Milan - Kevin somoneorother?

Yes, but knowing the club we’ll probably sling his broken body another year.