Nucasol

Absolute waste - will be back in Italy by next summer.

What’s that accent?

Nope. Purely as I don’t want us enabling those horrible Scouse cunts in any way, shape or form.

Interesting they tried. No chance the PL gimps will throw their lad Pawson under the bus.

Any ITKs staking their last remaining slivers of credibility (“will delete my account and permanently retire from the ITK game”) on him signing today?

Clarification: Not Adam Johnson’s baby oil. That would be all wrong.

Lascelles looks like he’s been rubbed down with Johnson’s baby oil.

Definitely. I seem to remember their mackem supporting Sunday show presenter Barry Glendinning being partial to sharing his little soldier across various forms of media. From the ‘100 Worst People on Twitter’ account: https://www.tumblr.com/100worstpeopleontwitter/30998986697/37-barry-glendenning

Chronicle merit marks had him down as a four. Put an average, half hearted shift in before trying to finish the effort with a Panenka jizz lob that he sent over the headboard and onto the wallpaper.

Targett and Tindall the star pupils there 😀

Bit harsh on Miggy that, calling him a turd.

Jean-ass the Peen-ass.

Mental cunts.

DP with standard flicking the Vs.

Absolutely. I think.

Back to the good old days of “Sunday Roasts with Dyer and Bramble”. Pork is back on the menu boys.

Knicker sniffing creep. Jenas, not you @Mister_Glass

Indeed.

But is it @54? I’d suggest such levels of deviancy are hardly a laughing matter. Alex was crestfallen when she walked in and found Jenas stroking one out with her kecks on his face like Bane’s mask.

Man is a filthy animal, why can I say.

Caught sniffing Alex Jones underwear when she left her dressing room unattended.

No, he was probably paid £2m which x5 years of Guehi’s max amortisable contract is what he probably means. Doesn’t take Guehi’s wages into account either.

Why do I hear that in an unnecessarily gravely voice?

I had Downie down as a “Beehive then Mushroom Bar for trebles” type of guy.