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Shit craic with the bomb threat. Probably one of the mentalist Nigerian Reds off Twitter, absolute melts.

Agreed, Diaby has got vibes of Dembele Mk2.

Nope, no one paying anywhere near €90m for Diaby.

Absolute love it - best use of it I’ve seen is Metallica at Red Square in 1991:

Definite Cunt status on here.

Ignoring everything else - what the fuck is going on with those shorts? He’s gone full Savile. All he needs is - red track jacket with ‘Adam Pearson’ on the back.

Works a treat that, much appreciated.

Has anyone got the full article? Not paying the Torygraph a penny.

Yep - about 8:08 into this:

Definitely hoy it in. Everton with Bramley Dock Stadium will be a miles bigger threat than Burnley owned by Yanks at a dilapidated Turd Moor.

He’s going full baboon’s arse at the back, will be wheeling out the can of spray mane by the return game at Leicester.

Everyone knows his name.

I think we already know given how badly they took it when we went to Joker Park and won 2-1. Had the “illegitimate” chant ready for him, beeewing him all throughout. Wasn’t the lead headline in the Echo “Oh no look who the Mags have signed”?

Very similar - 5 of your 7 - they are just niche as fuck outside of Elton John FC.

Fully embracing the lower leagues, know your place “massive lads fans”.

Did the Give Up and of those 9, genuinely wouldn’t have got any of them if I’d had another year of constant thinking. Absolute non-entities who are instantly forgotten.

64/73 - gave up. Of the remaining 9 three were Watford. Others were Pompey’s Croat, Fulham’s 2013-14 Dutch, Swansea’s Italian, Saints 2017-18 Argentinian, Spurs Frenchman, and Huddersfield’s German.

I think with SBR we hadn’t dipped. Even in the Gullit and Dalglish period we had Champions League, Europe and two cup finals. SBR’s first season we had Europe and a cup semi final. 2nd season wasn’t brilliant but then we went 4th, 3rd and 5th. This time around we’ve had 14 years of being sucked dry by a parasite.

You can smell the fume from RTG from the other side of the country. 50+ pages of the saltiest rage incoming….

The Gooch!

Lots of rumours Carroll was on the bugle at West Ham.

Most of the games mentioned above but throw in Derby 2-3 NUFC in the 2001/02 season. 2-0 down early doors, ends up with a LuaLua winner in front of the away end. Just remember trying to get down to the bottom of the stand to celebrate with Nick the Greek.

As merited as it would be it won’t happen because of the pure saltiness of the Premier League to all things NUFC. They’re already trotting out the £100m spent in January line.

Pardew did.

Big Joe all day.