Nucasol

Where was the trigger warning for a tweet from the Alien Nonce?

Not really very ESG but isn’t Dortmund a heavy coal mining area? Doubt they give a fuck as long as they’re coining it in and closing the gap on the Evil Empire that is Bayern Munich.

3 Cs - Cunt Chops Charnley

Willock and Big Jo say hello

Agreed. Not going to buy Nike, Puma or New Balance gear. Allegiance well and truly to the 3 Stripes and Trefoil.

Between me and the immediate family, you’re looking at somewhere near 20 shirts. Under Ashley it would have been lucky to make it to 5. If the adidas training gear is good there will be loads more. Shows the shift in mindset that’ll no doubt be prevalent across loads of the fan base.

Marble effect.

I can’t even remember all their managers now post-Mourinho Round 1 so that’s a fairly damning critique. It’s also all the back room staff getting hired and fired too that ramps it up.

Greencroft Gabriel Obertan.

Will Jewd get bewd?

Young Boys makes a change from Young Girls.

My thoughts exactly.

Better than setting up spurious threads Jack lad. Need some quality vetting to stop jumping the gun. Pools panel official rubber stamp.

Absolute weapons grade roaster.

Good Will Hunting, or not in this case.

Neigh chance.

The anteater.

Hands down the corner flag onto the lad’s plums.

Surgically removed like a Turkish hair transplant in reverse

Ginger Dan rather than Stumpy Rat Cunt Dan.

Very much living the Champions League footballer’s life without either the Champions League or the football; caveating he’s on the nest of an elite WAG.

The epitome of good riddance.

Loads living in Bahrain and Dubai. KSA not happy with it but willing to accept it begrudgingly.