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Agreed. Was expecting the usual Delaney-esque read but thought it was about as balanced as you can get.

Moist Bean.

Two in a row marra.

Bruce by a landslide. For all Pardew’s faults, the Hatem-Demba-Papiss triumvirate at least gave us some really great memories and a Top 5 finish. Bruceball was season after season of circling just above the u-bend. The state of the “poor-me” porcine pet lamb.

“Wasn’t too bad” in Hope terms means he’ll be fine for the next game.

Well done sir!

“Howay 5-0”? Think I watched it that many times, along with “So Close” that the tape corrupted.

Probably one for the Little Thing In Life thread but sitting with a cup of coffee, sun shining through the window, dog at your feet, smile on my face happily remembering a week ago.

Or Lloyd Kelly wearing that shirt. The footballing equivalent of double denim.

Slum landlord, liar and a lazy pig all rolled into one.

They’ve flipped. This has managed to send them over the cliff edge and break them. Full blown howling at the moon stuff.

As opposed to Sunderland and the area around Seaham, Murton, Easington and Peterlee?

6-1 v Spurs, aka The Cockerels Massacre.

Even after his injuries? I’m not sold…

Durham is black and white anyway, so hardly fair.

Fucks sake…

Ian Ladyboy.

Ian Wrong.

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Pride of place in the home office:

Yes, he could. If he stays a few more years, keeps his level of playing and the club continues its upward trajectory, he could be the most notable figure in the club’s modern history, alongside Isak if he does similar. Big Al may have the edge in goals and being THE figurehead of NUFC for a decade but if Bruno, Isak and Joelinton pocket a couple of more winner’s medals, then it’s a very different story.

More foaming than an Amnesia La Espuna night. Bottle it up and sell it as Mr Matey.

Doesn’t sound good for the next game bad or rest of the season bad?

We’ll never be mastered by them cartel bastards…and Masters.