Nucasol

Knows fuck all. Where’s a RB on that list? Tripps is done and Tino can’t be flogged week in, week out. Plus the Man City rumours just won’t go away.

Big Oscar Minge.

You can see there being a reckoning for the Saudi Pro League. Such dross at such overinflated prices means it’ll end in tears, particularly with the scale back of culling of other vanity projects like The Line. Once the sex offender retires they’ll waste a similar amount on Salah and I think that’ll be game-set-and-match for it.

Linked with City in the papers with those Guardiola rumours about him going at the end of the season picking up.

Failed medical.

Digging his own Graves by the rank patter he’s come out with today.

This delights me.

Watched one of the first games v them there when it was the City of Manchester Stadium. Shearer blaster on the angle for 1-0. Daft fucking penalty for Robbie Growler to equalise after another Bramble bungle on Shaun Wright-Phillips. Takeaway was it was a soulless dump with an Asda.

Lenny Jacquet Jeremy Yoro

Downie with the Rock Bottom on Herr Twattenburg.

Nope. In the league against regulars: Chelsea - 2011/12 Arsenal - 2009/10 (caveating the Carabao win) Man City - 1999/00 (caveating a League Cup win since) Liverpool - 1993/94 (caveating the Stevie Watson League Cup game in 1995/96) Spurs, Villa, Man Utd, Everton, West Ham, Fulham, Brentford, Bournemouth, Brighton all beaten in the last decade. The rest are somewhat yo-yo clubs with big gaps in playing them.

£25m is great. Would take punt on Hackney from Boro with the cash.

Brighton 2-1 Everton Leeds 1-2 Arsenal Wolves 1-1 Bournemouth Chelsea 2-1 West Ham Liverpool 3-1 Newcastle Villa 1-1 Brentford Man United 3-1 Fulham Forest 2-1 Palace Spurs 1-2 Man City Sunderland 2-1 Burnley

Bit disappointed they didn’t wheel out the “I dare you, I double dare you” line…

Willock to go too as he’ll be down to 12 months on his contract and probably Osula, at the very least on a loan deal.

Rogered.

ERECT

Craig “Angel of Doom” Hope?

They won their cup final, that’s all they care about. Not an actual meaningful cup final mind.

Come in and blow Palace out of the water for him. Sell the Gordon, Hall and Tino pathway to becoming an England regular. Champions League football and no gentrified twats in black t-shirts cosplaying as continental ultras.

Presuming he missed the weekend cut off.

Hyping this as the game Big Tony Elanga finally makes his mark.