Nucasol

Wetter than a squirter’s sheets here.

Embed it into my veins.

He got hooked at HT for Olmo. Writing on the wall for him.

Would be chuffed with that. Not least as we’re not handing £65m to Cheesedick Parish.

If we’re getting no dollar for them then happy to clear the decks for wage capacity. Will leave us short from a bodies perspective, particularly if we get into Europe but that’s where the Sanusi, Harrison, Shahar types can potentially start to come through.

We’ve got a lovely pile of over 30s building up. Burn, Schar, Krafth, Tripps, Wilson, Fraser, Dubravka, Lascelles, Odysseus, Pope, Almiron, Ruddy, Gillespie.

Hang it in The Louvre, not on your door.

He’s the one I’d take if we don’t want Guehi. Allows us CB/RB presence at a decent level. Fee won’t cost the earth either. Could probably sell him for minimum loss or par and upgrade next summer. Or he does well and we keep him.

Yep no favours given.

Weird weird lady, full mackem behaviour coming out in spades.

Agreed. But with Lascelles and Botman crocked until the new year and Callum Wilson’s body basically deteriorating to be about as robust as Mr Glass.

Microwave reheat of the last 8 weeks.

Still gives me PTSD.

Don’t think I’ll be logging on here if that happens. Fukashima-esque levels of meltdown.

I seem to remember Tarkowski getting touted for a £50m move to Leicester when he was in a similar position to Guehi. Ridiculous fee then, probably about the equivalent of what we’re being challenged to pay now.

I’d have called her out on that, the mischief making mackem munter. Glad Eddie is better at fielding questions than I am.

No doubt, Cartel cunts.

Didn’t even know you guys were in for Neto, hardly been Guehi levels of saga.

Some do. My personal opinion of ‘judge when the window closes’ is pretty level I’d reason. I’m hopeful they do some business but believe we’ve left it a touch too late to do the best sort of business. I’m also of the opinion of making do until January rather than make a signing that’s £20m over par. I think what they’re offering for Guehi is too much and would rather go without than be cash raped by Palace.

Liverpool fans though isn’t it? More plastic than an Ann Summers dildo display.

How big clubs move. Arsenal with Merino, Spurs and Solanke, Liverpool with Chiesa, Marma. Minimum amount of fuss, just get shit done. Meanwhile shitwig Parish is providing Mokbel and Ornstein with a blow by blow of negotiations.

Going to do wonders for the sanity levels on here…

Happy wetter myself.

Either brinkmanship by Parish or we’ve already walked away.