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🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 18/10/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 4 - 456 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 2️⃣6️⃣0️⃣ Shot 2 - 2️⃣0️⃣8️⃣ Shot 3 - 1️⃣2️⃣ 🎉 Score: (-1) Birdie ⏰ 53 seconds https://goalf.app

Stinks of tabs and charity shop caveat.

Bingo - went exactly the same.

Turbononce.

Forest 1-1 Chelsea Brighton 1-1 Newcastle Burnley 1-1 Leeds Palace 2-2 Bournemouth Man City 2-0 Everton Sunderland 2-1 Wolves Fulham 1-2 Arsenal Spurs 2-1 Villa Liverpool 2-1 Man Utd West Ham 2-1 Brentford

Hostels, phone boxes and skips for the plebs. However Salt Nonce and Infantino need their own wing of a 7* hotel.

INTO THIS CUCK CLUB CARTEL COCKFLUFFER

Yeah I’m going to have a word with my boss. Let’s bring the international football vibe into real life work. He can carry on paying me full pay in the middle of the firm’s busiest part of the year whilst I fuck off to work on my side hustle earning bonus payments and endorsements. I’ll then be off for two months with an injury suffered whilst doing said side hustle.

For the WC. The mid season shitfestival of disruption that is AFCON means we’ll still lose him for anything from 2 weeks to a month in Dec/Jan.

Fuck the Congo. At this point we’re probably £3m of wages and amortisation in and he hasn’t kicked a ball for us.

Another day, another par. Topical finish:

'He forgot what Sweden stands for' - analysis Daniel Kristoffersson, football reporter for Swedish newspaper Sportbladet Everything has gone wrong. He has implemented a system and tactics that we do not have the players for. We have lost to Kosovo twice having not scored a goal - even though we have world-class players like Viktor Gyokeres and Alexander Isak. He has made players like Lucas Bergvall, Gyokeres and Isak look like Sunday League footballers. We could have expected a lot more from the Swedish national team. He hasn't got anywhere near what the players are capable of. He was a dead man walking after the Kosovo game. Before the qualification we were comparing this team to the one that was close to beating the Netherlands in the 2004 Euros quarter-final. Then, we had Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Henrik Larsson, Freddie Ljungberg, Olof Melberg - a fantastic team. If you look at the clubs the players play for and how they have performed, this is one of Sweden's best teams. But the results are some of the worst. That's 90% up to the coach. He came in with high promises to play attacking and high possession football, but he has been very naive with the defence. Over the years Sweden have had one of the best defences as a team. But Jon Dahl Tomasson promised attacking football and he completely forgot what Sweden stands for - being solid defensively.

Proper bootlicking pervert is JDT.

He’d have got closest when we lost 7 of 8 during the injury hell period in 23/24.

Why is a guy with that jackhammer of a shot playing GK?

Love it! Parred my first hole (Shearer, Rooney, Saka, Leon Bailey, Schmeichel).

Standard!

Such a surprise.

It’s not. FIFA only compensate for wages commencing 30 days after the injury to when the player returns. If Wissa is due back in November, we’ll maybe get about £1m.

I now have a vendetta because of Wissa being injured on their watch.

Hopefully DRC are in the mud.

I’m sure the plastics eScousers will be all over that.