Nucasol

Two in the pink, none in the stink?

INTO THESE GRAVALAX EATING, PIMMS DRINKING, PINK TROUSERED TORY NONCE CUNTS

Anti-UWN

It’s not April Fools is it? *Insert Dyche Utter Woke Nonsense GIF at EU regulations*

PENICOPTER INCOMING https://www.facebook.com/share/v/19rMaoaydE/

100%. Injection of youthful enthusiasm and energy over the current cast of Cocoon in the Gallowgate and East Stands is well overdue. Tartan Blanket Army at the moment.

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Leeds 2-1 West Ham Chelsea 2-0 Sunderland Newcastle 2-1 Fulham Man United 2-1 Brighton Brentford 1-2 Liverpool Arsenal 2-1 Palace Villa 2-2 Man City Bournemouth 2-0 Forest Wolves 1-1 Burnley Everton 1-1 Spurs

Can I like this just for the use of the word “choad”? Underrated abusive term.

DAT HAIRLINE

Knobheeds in the PIF Saudi Faux League will be hoying hundreds of millions for Salah to join after AFCON, expunging the Scousers of their shit transfers.

There’s an Uber Eats advert role being kept nice and warm alongside fellow PFMs Sham, Pards and Pulis.

I’d say I’m looking forward to my first trip there a week on Sunday but I’d be lying. Complete atmosphere hoover the way it is set out.

Rye bread with blueberry jam topped with sardines and feta.

It’s the fucking pits. Any momentum in August to November brought to a juddering halt for waste of time games that people are getting less and less interested in.

Pure Philippe Albert. Inject it.

The biggest worry is his first touch. He makes Amdy Faye, who couldn’t trap a bag of cement, look like Messi.

Light years ahead of Joelinton when he came on. Eddie saying Jo had a knock after international duty - slightly peeved he’s still not trusting Miley in those scenarios.

Fingers pointed straight at the quadruple combo of underperforming wingers we’re currently rotating.

180 minutes being flogged for Italy. Perils of having good players.

Another victim of being dragged to the other side of the world to play cash money friendlies for Brazil. He’d have been better resting up than playing 60 minutes and travelling 6,000 miles across 8 time zones.

I see the bedsheet stainers are back in business. Eddie will take his licks off today. A bad bounce of the ball for Welbeck’s second and a Dan Burn toe end away from getting something. I’m sure he’ll devise the right plan to get the wingers back on track and hopefully Joelinton can be given the breather he needs to heal up as he definitely wasn’t fit today.

Under 18s lost 4-1 at the mackems.

Big Minge.