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Brentford 1-1 Bournemouth Palace 1-1 Fulham West Ham 2-1 Everton Wolves 2-1 Southampton Brighton 1-1 Man City Liverpool 2-1 Villa Man United 3-1 Leicester Forest 1-1 Newcastle Spurs 4-1 Ipswich Chelsea 1-1 Arsenal

Freddie Cheese is more fragile than wor Callum.

It’s going to be needed if we’re going to keep the pressing game up. Once we get the last of these shitty disruptive international breaks out of the way, we have 8 games in 4 weeks. If we beat Brentford in the LC, from 30th December to 10th Jan we’d jam another 4 games in 14 days onto that. Rotation is going to be really important. We need either Osula coming through or Callum the Cripple back to lighten the load on Isak.

For anyone on Musk’s wanky platform, are Arsenal fans likely taking this as well as expected?

She’s a keeper!

Mikel Bedwetter given a North East beating today. Things you love to see on a Saturday.

Agree, his return date is a mirage in the desert.

Of our own making of course. I think this summer is a great opportunity to bring down the average age of the squad. Depending on how the likes of Leo Shahar and Trevan Sanusi are shaping up, I’d be tempted to clear the decks of back ups in certain positions and rely on the yoofs.

He’s rattling them in, let’s hope he can kick on and be a regular for the 21s.

There’s no way he’s getting a new deal. Please god I hope the club have learned off their mistakes.

Apart from West Ham, none of the other Top 10 clubs have any real need. We do need a Wilson replacement, length of time linking us with him suggests we’d bite. Unless he’s the next Barnetta, Brett Emerton.

Despite the obvious Callum Wilson comparisons, if we could pick up him and/or Jonathan David depending on whether Isak is our purple sacrificed, it leaves us with good options to freshen up some of the other positions.

Happy to be proved wrong. Delighted to have him in the team and he’s everything you want in the modern fullback.

Enzo Fernandez cost three times their club and all its assets.

Newcastle 1-2 Arsenal Bournemouth 1-1 Man City Ipswich 2-1 Leicester Liverpool 2-1 Brighton Forest 1-1 West Ham Southampton 1-2 Everton Wolves 2-1 Palace Spurs 1-1 Villa Man United 1-1 Chelsea Fulham 1-1 Brentford

The Callum Wilson Softhands Suite.

The P is for “Particularlystrangelittleman”.

The ghoul cunt will be revelling in our poor form.

Hairy muff > Damian Duff

FACT