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So fucking filthy by Philogene. Screamer.

Beruhig dich, du verdammter Bettnässer.

Fair enough. More worried if they’re not ready for Brighton.

It’s a financial disaster if that’s the case. FIFA will cover his wages up to 12 months, similar as they did for Owen, but it’s effectively £12.5m of amortisation written off without your player kicking a ball for the club. I fucking hate international football.

Sloppy mess of a human being.

INTO THESE SCAB CUUUUNNNNTTTTTSSSSS

Full Banderas moment when I opened the main threads page this morning.

Miscontrolled it but now the media will be wanking over the second reincarnation of Bergkamp.

First touch as delicate as Jimmy Savile so far today.

Congo’s Yoane Wissa. If we gave Owen shit for it then, apologies Big Wiss, you’re getting the same.

Griftasaurus Rex

People should have been on it like seagulls on a bag of chips.

🤣 Its actually not bad.

Unheralded gem of a post.

More salt than the Dead Sea.

Or don’t join the horrible cunts in the first place.

Yep, like they did in September the absolute fucking melts that they are.

Yep, super relaxed about lending our expensive assets to idiots with no repercussions for misuse.

I hope we tell DR Congo to fuck off on the November internationals. We get him back for West Ham, we get a maximum of 2 more matches and he has to travel and waste two more weeks with those sackless twats who’ll probably flog him again.

Meat pie mate.

If you haven’t got one of those photos in kit in the Nana’s back garden are you really a proper fan? Right of passage.

Yep. Wissa is likely back off playing for Congo in November, December and January. I doubt we’ll get him properly settled in until he comes back off AFCON. Unfortunate for him but he chose to go and play for those wankers and needs to live by his decision. Contrast that to the snake cunt who barely kicked a ball for Sweden. Unless it’s for fatigue or fitness, Nick is the starter.

FFS. Even the national teams are grifty cunts.

Looks like that part in Beetlejuice where they pull their faces back.