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Murphy you lovely big shithouse. ??

Call that a flag.

Is this guy starting tonight or what?

Looks off the pace for whatever reason. Post take over, is this the longest run he’s gone without scoring when he’s started?

Most sensible thing you have said for a while. But think you are spot on

The more I see dyer, it feels like in his head he’s a retired Ipswich player. The fact he spent the majority of his career in our treatment room and set him up for life financially means fuck all for him in terms of loyalty.

Nice to see dyer not looking like he’s at deaths door today.

His first in 51 games according to the radio!

Dwight Gayle has scored his first goal in 51 games!

Just got up, this was me 5 mins ago.

Wtf is coming out of the side of Paul Merson’s head? Must be what’s left of his brain.

Yeah Fulham to finish 5th above Tottenham would be the icing on the cake.

To be fair Steve has been on strike for 1,000 matches.

Have Chelsea tried to high jack this yet?

Next thee Tottenham results will be interesting: city away fulham away city at home annoying that city seem completely unreliable these days. Imagine if they lost all 3.

i feel sorry for the poor sods who came home to find they had been burgled for their bed sheets.

Ffs #pepout

Many years ago I used to live with someone who was childhood friends of babayaro. If he couldn’t get a taxi or the wait was massive he would ask baba to send a ‘club car’ to get him, always came straight away to get him. It just looked like a fancy taxi service the club must have had a contract with that gave them priority service. unless Ashley cancelled it, I can’t see they wouldn’t have something similar still.

Seems like for now everything that can be said on this has been said. are there not admins who lock this sort of thing until there is an update from the club or the magistrate. seems like it’s just likely to cause arguments that are not needed.

You can get 2 for £5 from Halfords. France used to require drivers had a breathalyser in their car at all times so they for people traveling to France. Got a pack out of interest to test the other half as a joke to see how drunk she gets on a Friday at home. they are accurate enough to appease a French copper.

Isn’t there a big difference depending on what you’re doing. I remember joey Barton was allowed on holiday, but the following month wasnt allowed a ‘work visa’ to take part in our summer tour.

Might also be some implications if he gets a criminal record. Can he still go to Saudi for warm weather training/camps. Pretty sure this will mean he can’t do USA tours for the club now. I wonder what the Saudis will think of the drinking element, pretty sure that’s something they frown upon.

It will be fake, just some scandalous bastard trying to wind us up….

Total £s paid per game would be fascinating.

Reading is a bit too close to the bright lights and cesspit of London. Sending the guy to Scotland seems a sensible choice of the two.