Joelinton7

Didn’t Moyes just last week say he doesn’t want to be in any more relegation battles

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcastle-united-women-to-take-part-in-drinking-in-the-bowl-pilot

Don’t be silly… £280m.

How could we forget this sith lord

Right? Seemed like Diaby did a IRL Grandma Simpson at the burlesque house

Divvent want to put too many Newcastle players in case Arsenal put out a statement saying the Cowabunga cup has been bought by Newcastle and Saudi

Genuinely should just be our 11 from the Arsenal game.

We’re selling our current number 1 who is in extremely good form in mid Jan. Our usual number 1 is currently not fit, and Eddie has already expressed he doesn’t want MD to go. Mitchell better be cooking something good ‘cause I don’t like this at all.

“Len’s?? iM a jOurNaLIst

Thing is we haven’t actually been that shithouse, not to previous levels, and yet just because we’re winning it’s “dark arts Newcastle” being trotted out again. Headloss all owa the place for very minimal shithousing. Even Arsenal fans couldn’t really muster up enough care to boo Dubravka for taking time on gk’s (spoiler, he wasn’t taking any longer than should be expected).

Thanks guys

Will I be able to get tickets for this if I buy a mags membership?

I was fuming at this shit. It happens every game and refs fall for it every time. Player has no where to go, chucks themselves on the floor with the opposing player in close proximity and they just give a foul. No thought to it, just “yeah, he’s fouled him”. Do refs not review games and see they’re being taken for mugs.

Potter should wait and go for Spurs

Makes me think of this

I really feared for us going into Spurs and this one without Schar. I didn’t think Botman would play one, let alone both of these fixtures. Apart from losing Solanke for Spurs’ goal he’s been immense. Botman and Schar both have the ability to press high, get up the arses of forwards, win it and then distribute, and their distribution, whether short of long is immense. We really need one of these two playing to help push us up the pitch and keep pressure on in the final third. Without one of them we risk dropping too deep. As an added bonus Fabi also has his marauding runs every now and then. Botman’s headers are op as fk. A brick shithouse who blocks everything. Next to another brick shithouse in Dan Burn, flanked by the two best full backs in the country. Let’s not worry about which ones will play or won’t, any combo will be class so let’s just enjoy it.

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Think so yeah. 7 previous without him and no wins.

New contract please