Joelinton7

Do that in Jan and it’s top three THIS season

We’re fully back. Champions League Newcastle is back. Scoring goals early, then battering teams and stingy as fuck in defence. Players running their bollocks off and throwing their bodies in the way of every shot that comes near our goal.

Well that was incredibly easy. The absolutely pitiful

Shola kicking them off the bus

I wouldn’t re-sign Chris Wood if he banged in another 30 and won the balon d’or

3-1 win. Isak, Gordon and Barnes

These aren’t going up, no way. Bigger bottlers than coca-cola.

Sandro - I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse Joe - You want to take heem out boss? Bruno - Arrghghgauebdiwjdbb

My god, we have two Brazil Internationals and an Italian International as our midfield. They’re all proper radge and they’re all fucking mint.

Does he actually hate the club?

Reuben the rizzler

Is it feasible to put the new stadium outside the atmosphere?

Spursitis I heard. Nasty stuff

Full throttle, in their faces, relentless for 90 mins, make It absolute hell. Have their fans spitting the most angst ridden vitriol and then have them traipsing home after 30 minutes. They don’t want a quick game. Well let’s facking give it to them!

I’ll be very disappointed if we don’t put these leaky roof, rat infested, penny pinching, crybaby losers to the sword. CL quali is in our hands from this point. When we get going, with our fans as well we’re unstoppable, we’ve seen it. Eddie and the players need to stay focused and please please no injuries.

He won’t even last anywhere near as long as ten Hag. He’s so uninspiring and totally overwhelmed with the PL. Then it’ll be Southgate next which might not be a bad thing. Look how he galvanised the England squad.

Froggy do you think that the Glazers and/or Ineos are trying to manage the high earners out of the club and it’s causing unrest amongst the squad. Looks like they’re trying to do it with Casemiro and Rashford. Maybe that’s a big part of it. Too much meddling from above. It’s their own fault though, they’re the ones that gave them those big contracts. I remember how they treated Lingard was appalling.

Thank you my friend

Didn’t take long

Not even him. No thanks. Don’t want tiny CB’s in our big tall bastards who chase and fight for everything team. “The Butcher” is the biggest misnomer I’ve ever heard for him.

Is Froggy under an NDA?

Not a chance am I having Onana in our team

Fuck me this may actually be the most perfect day of football. Destroy Villa, go fifth. Mackems chuck more points down the drain and our next opponents lose and get their best player suspended for our game. Man Utd will never be more there for the taking than they will be on Monday. Concentrate, stay on it and destroy them.