Kilcline

"He's having a tough time, that's for sure. But it's nothing compared to how I was treated at <insert ex-Bruce managed club here>."

1 minute on women's facilities, 2 minutes on their leaky roof, 25 minutes talking about Ginsters

I'm erring on it being on the shorter side like. Would be shocked if it was longer than 12 months unless there's proof of match fixing.

When you've got 12/1 And you're trying to lump on That's Tonali When you're desperate, can't wait You'll even use Fun88 That's Tonali We ask the ref Get the yellow out Get the yellow out 'Cos we've lumped on Tonali Bookies shout You're not cashing out You're not cashing out 'Cos you've lumped on Tonali

Just got my email now, although it doesn't say if I'll be paying nothing, which it was when I first did it, or £22, which it was when I re-applied. Presumably they've had to send these as they'd be on shaky ground and probably end up with credit card chargebacks etc if they'd just gone ahead and charged everyone the correct price, even though we'd all guessed it was just a cock-up but any new members post PSG or applying for the first time might have thought this is the norm. Silver lining is it might knock the sorting of our shite website nearer the top of the agenda, if it isn't already there!

I've not received an email yet - probably cost myself the £22 for my son's ticket by going in and checking if they'd updated the pricing. Was cynical they'd just bin off everyone who had applied for a "free" ticket.

Hopefully when we get a few more partners some might be savvy enough to give us discounts or something, bit of extra value on our memberships and something different from emails from the club asking if I fancy going to Turkey for a hair transplant

He's back training with them now, it was just the first half of his was a total ban. He was pictured doing stuff there in August like so presumably they've just said "we're monitoring his fitness" - if the FA/anyone actually bothered to question or challenge it

If they all finish on 16pts it will finish 1. Wales 2. Turkey 3. Croatia (I think) due to how the three-way head-to-head would work out, so whatever happens Turkey can at worst finish 2nd.

Oh well, at least I can cancel whatever it is I'd reluctantly agreed to do on the basis there's no way we weren't going to be on TV