Kilcline

This could not be any more transparently set up for a JSL "now let's have a look at what you could have won" performance while Wissa sits on the bench or potters around Selhurst Park if they brought Jim Bowen and Tony Green back from the dead to present the game. It will obviously be the usual shit game down there, but I fancy us to get at least point. Hopefully it's a tough and tight game for them against Fiorentina on Thursday and they're managing minutes or protecting a knock or three before heading to Italy too.

Fuck me, add him to my previous remarks about I'd rather we had light shows and goal music when someone mentioned Maresca or Mourinho

"...surprising space in the Newcastle midfield..." Not watched us much?

scouse cunts, hope PSG bend them over on Wednesday aswell

Are they liable to blow a Fuse?

Absolutely mince, again. Yet another tournament upcoming of "hopefully it'll be alright on the night"

HERE WE GO 🔜 🔔🔚* *The pasta botherer, I'm sure John is a nice lad

Sure I've said it before but De Zerbi is the new Roberto Martinez. Absolute bluffer and bullshitter with the added disadvantage versus Martinez that he doesn't even at least seem like he's a decent bloke that you wouldn't mind having a pint with

They're completely taking the piss, they need to bottle the league and get smashed to bits off someone in the two cups

Bastard's just walked off as I was meeting my mate. Cunt

Going to pull the chair out as I leave

Currently stood behind a cockney Liverpool supporter in The Arch who is banging onto his mate about how good Darwin Nunez is, I'd butt in if it wasn't for THAT fucking game

Murphy would be an unbelievable backup RWB in the alternative universe where we have a go at playing 3-5-2

He's not even a superfan really, be lads travelling from all ends of the country today and on Tuesday to Wembley and back to get their caps and putting the miles in and getting back at daft o clock in the morning. This fucker just turns up every couple of years for folk to lick his hoop. Knowing my luck I'll probably end up stuck beside the cunt when England play in the Euros at SJP in a few summers' time

His "friends" must be charging him a lot of money to couch surf loves a bit of attention that bloke and our quality journalists only too happy to oblige

Tim Sherwood being prepped for SSN and talkshite as we speak: "If Roy can go in there and do a job at 78, 'Arry can go in at Tottenham at 79. Especially with me supporting him. Did you know I gave Harry Kane his first Premier League start?"

He's got Graham Potter coaching him so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

Unlucky lads, enjoy hate watching England in the summer

Brennan Johnson

Disappointed I didn't realise this was on FIFA+, I'll try and catch the final on Sunday

Hopefully a bit of extra discount or exclusive access for Mags+ members on FAB-endorsed products

At least 2 or 3 years now, I was at an England game at Wembley at some point in that timespan and there was quite a significant delay for a pen or a goal check, was a bit of a joke