Fak

Did they not do that in Sam Jacks?

Think @Kilcline said his mams moved on and got an A-level in Travel and Tourism now

If he did that pint drinking challenge within minutes you can absolutely guarantee he spent the match swaying about without a clue what was going on. It was great when you saw someone retching. Everyone watching going "oooooooooohhhhhh......WEYYYYYY!" Think the pint of lemonade swiftly followed by the milk would be what would absolutely kill me off.

And it was mint

Sam Jacks pre-match was basically: Strippers dancing Music Strippers dancing Strippers dancing again A bit more music Strippers yet again A home fan doing the pint drinking challenge with an away fan and trying not to throw up Strippers dancing Music One bloke singing Magpie Ranger

Probably the first sensible thing you've said all day.

The pre-match build up for this one on SSN was basically David Craig just asking every player, "it was quite the game between you two earlier in the season. ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN IS IT!?"

Stick him RW and make him the new Bale.

Vicario to Inter.

Pics?

Grim. For anyone who hasn't clicked it: - Tonali likely out for 8 weeks - Wissa has caused friction in the camp after leaving the pitch at FT on Saturday without acknowledging the fans - Hierarchy 'panicking' and trying to tie Bruno down to a new deal before we potentially miss out on Europe next season

Aye he was. He's already made 15 more apps this season than last in a much more physically demanding league. I think we'd have seen more of the best of him had we had Botman & Schar available more to rest and rotate. I'm not worried about him at all. Even during the first half last night he was very composed on the ball. Fell apart (like everyone else) in the second half.

Aye when games have ramped up and injuries to others have occurred.

He showed very early on he was more than fine. Once the games and injuries to others have ramped up his gametime has increased and so too have his poor(er) performances.

Flew to Barcelona on Tuesday to say his goodbyes.

Aye. Haven't Googled it to verify but think he is/was managing in Brazil maybe, possibly Flamengo or Corinthians or someone like that. My only memory of him is was when he was doing a press conference as a player and as he was talking one of the journos got done playing that porno audio clip in the background.

Thought he was an incredibly underwhelming signing at the time given he struggled to lay down a regular spot in one of Milan's worst sides in recent times. He's turned out to be very good and got himself back in the Jorman side as well as chipping in with a few goals. He's made 46 apps already, he's clearly gassed and his performances are starting to show it. It looks way worse when you're absolutely tanked like he is and playing against one of Europe's best sides.

Daily Express saying Chelsea are already looking at Fabregas, Enrique, Filipe Luis and Glasner to replace Rosenior. Fabregas is another Pep-lite with his turgid passing-for-passing sake crap and has already had a few altercations for acting the bellend on the sideline. Love Luis Enrique, would hate to see him there. Doubt that will happen.

Who got Wissa pregnant? Was it Trippier?

Nee update from Hope yet about Tonali being a doubt for the next 18 weeks?

He died like a pig.

Absolutely all for Galatasaray shithousing a win at Anfield tonight but fuck me they're evening managing to do my head in with some of these antics.

Aren't good enough for what? The late stages of the Champions League?

Lost 6-2

Oh dear.