GallowgatePigeon

I get that, what I was getting at is that winning this years EL isn't something that'll change the fabric of who you are. Winning the LC was transformational for us, winning the EL would be for Spurs, winning the FA Cup would be for Palace. If you win the EL, it isn't going to be a particuarly useful weapon for you in the bragging right war against City & Liverpool, all it'll do is redeem a catastrophic season somewhat

Another post declaring that Sunderland are primed to be a top half PL team. A feat they've achieved 3 times in living memory. Also, a gentle reminder that Sunderland have scored a grand total of 5 goals in their European history. That would make them our joint 9th top scorers.

It look liked Chelsea tried to target him when he came on and he didn't put a foot wrong. I remember this dude looked horrendous under Capt. Steak Bakes and was one of the first I wanted us to bomb out but he's done well whenever he's been called upon. There'll always be a place in our squad for an experienced, reliable and versatile pro who can stand up and be counted when he's needed the most.

I'm really conflicted about who I want to win the EL final, but I think I'm leaning towards Man Utd. Man Utd in the near/mid term are likely to start challenging for CL places again, they can't carry on being a clown stepping rakes*, eventually they'll hit lucky with a good manager and/or a servicable squad. Whereas denying Spurs CL cash damages their ability to rebuild the squad and become a serious CL rival in the near term more. What would a Europa League trophy mean for Man Utd? Not much in reality, they've won it before and I doubt they consider it one of their greatest achievments. Whereas the Europa League would free Spurs from their 'serial loser', 'bottlejobs' 'Spursy' reputation to some extent. We all now know what a sheer relief it is to get the trophy drought monkey off your back, but I don't want that for Spurs, the league needs a laughing stock. I really liked Ange at Celtic and I'd be happy for him personally to win the EL, mainly to stick it to the media and his own fans who've been giving it stinking to him, but frankly, their fans don't deserve the joy winning that trophy would bring. Interested to hear your thoughts. One thing that I hope the whole football world can agree on is that neither of these cunts deserve CL football and whichever of these jokers fumbles over the line, it doesn't vindicate their trainwreck of a season nor does it excuse them essentially forfeiting the league since March. *they can, I suppose

I love playing against these gimpy nonces. They simply can't handle our aggression. Hack, maim and kill these fannies with extreme prejudice, pray for an outrageous, game changing decision in our favour and enjoy the ensuing meltdown.

Of all the teams I'd want to join us in the CL it'd be Forest, but fuck sentiment, the chances of them catching us now are slim to none. One less team to worry about.

Get in Leicester. You're still pathetic, but well done nonetheless.

Fuck off Leicester you useless cunts

'Ultra' fan groups are bad for atmosphere. Sure, the pyro and displays are impressive, but the 'atmosphere' they generate isn't authentic or reactive to what's happening in the pitch, it's scripted, they become background noise after 5 minutes.

Lads, Bournemouth are gonna do us fuck all favours, don't torture yourselves. Change your rivers over to the Lisbon derby! Currently 1-0 to Sporting at HT. Both teams are tied at the top of the table but the Portuguese league is decided on head-to-head. Sporting won the other derby 1-0 so if they hold on or draw, they win the league in Benficas stadium. If Benfica win by 2 goals, they win the league. If Benfica win by 1 goal, it goes down to goal difference with one game left to play, Sporting are currently 3 goals better off so Benfica would have to go away to Braga and pump them rotten. This is what the edge of your seat was made for!

Hope you had a pleasant journey back from Coventry 👍

Wouldn't it be great to have a job where you can just make up random shit, publish it and suffer zero consequences when it turns out it was complete garbage the whole time?

These cunts would get football cancelled. That match was absolutely horrendous. Coventry were worse than useless, the mackems didn't have to work particularly hard to keep them at bay, they had to work even less for their goals. That 2nd goal is up there with the beach ball in terms of spawny goals

Oh well, over to you Sheff Utd. Try not to be as pathetic as Coventry.

Gee whizz, shit like that should get football cancelled. Cov have had all the possession but have as much cutting edge as a ball of cotton wool. Sunlun are doing their best to make Joe Kinnears' Wimbledon look like 1970 Brazil. Absolutely baffling that these two chumps are among the best teams in the league. It really is a quagmire of detritus down there.

All Cov so far but havent threatened the goal much. Sunlun have offered fuck all.

Fucking hell man, don't you think that's a little bit harsh? Why would you poison an innocent shark with a mackem?

If you offered me a choice between free VIP tickets to a sunlun match, transported to and from the stadium via a luxury helicopter with a jacuzzi on board, greeted at the stadium with a champagne reception, a complementary steak dinner, unlimited drinks served by naked glamour models and post match shag from Margot Robbie who'll pay me £1 million afterwards as a reward for my stellar performance or wanking my off my grandad. I'd provide the vaseline and tissues for the old bastard myself. Sid, you're one of a very rare breed.

"CHAYT! CHAYT! CHAYT! CHAYT!"

Utter. Woke. Nonsense.

Don't worry, it's just a heavily sarcastic meme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PFQgVzfOhY

What's all this pish I'm hearing on here about wanting them lot to win so we can play them next season?! Get that idea so far to fuck. Utter woke nonsense. I wouldn't want these slugs to win a coin toss against Hitler, let alone be part of the worlds most prestigous league. Sure, we'll have the chance to smash them twice a season, but the battle lines have been redrawn since we were last in a league together. If we destroy them, they'd put it down to the differences in finance, they'd claim a narrow defeat as a moral victory such is the gulf between us, they'd be peacocking around after a draw and a defeat to them doesn't even bear thinking about. They can rot with the rest of the flotsam and jetsam in the lower leagues, masquerading as the 'big fish in the small pond' while they become less and less relevant to the rest of the football world. I take more pleasure in seeing them drop points against tin pot teams than I would seeing them get battered every week in the PL. I don't want them getting an iota of the prestige and riches that come with being a PL team, even if it was just for one season. They'd start considering themselves a 'PL calibre team'. They are nothing. They always have been nothing. They always will be nothing.