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Mike Ashley - amazing guy !


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(a 5 minute task, to the tune of "Yellow Submarine")

 

Into a land, where I was born,

came a maaa-aaan, named Mike Ash-leeee,

and he said, unto the Mags

I will save you,

from fat fred-eeee

 

selling train-aaaz,

for next to nowt,

he had the mon-eeee,

to buy Fred out

 

we all live in a sports soccer world, a sports soccer world, a sports soccer world.

Freakin Class!! :lol:

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Whenever we play, we wanna do it flashly

So sing in the stands with our saviour Mike Ashley

He might be rich, but he never spends it rashly

When he's wearing the shirt, he always does it brashly

 

So flash your cash, Ash, flash your cash

Flash your cash, Ash, flash your cash

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So howay then lads lets have your best attempts at a song for him, I think he deserves one!

 

He's fat, he's round, he bounces off the ground, Mike Ashley, Mike Ashley.

 

I think it may have been done before.

to the tune of "don't cry for me argentina"

 

"don't fly in a helicopter."

 

"don't fly in a helicopter

the truth is they're bloody dangerous

they did for harding

and philip carter

not to mention McRaes

son and the father"

 

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When he was just a little boy,

He asked his momma ,what will he be,

Will i be famous ,will i be rich,

Will i be a Geordie

Que sera sera

Whatever will be will be,

Theres only one Mike Ashley,

Que sera sera.

 

 

:lol: I like it.

 

To the same tune

 

Once this was a troubled club

ran by a fat man called freddyyyyy

he was w****** he was a prick he nearly took us doooon

Ohhh miiike ashelyyyy, ohhh miiike ashhely

you're our savior you see, ohhh mikee ashhleyyy.

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To the tune of you are my sunshine...

 

You are our savior, our only savior

you made us debt fee, you made us rich

Since you took over, you've won us over

you're a Geordie now.

 

oH our mike ashley, yes our mike ashley

He wears his toon top, sat with the fans

Got rid of Freddy once and forever, you're a Geordie now.

 

Yes our mike ashley, ohh our mike ashley

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  • 3 years later...

To the tune of you are my sunshine...

 

You are our savior, our only savior

you made us debt fee, you made us rich

Since you took over, you've won us over

you're a Geordie now.

 

oH our mike ashley, yes our mike ashley

He wears his toon top, sat with the fans

Got rid of Freddy once and forever, you're a Geordie now.

 

Yes our mike ashley, ohh our mike ashley

 

This is unreal.

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