Mick Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I've just read the unseen priority thread so can I be the first to request 3 new keepers and all of our problems are solved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Marco Van Basten Pele Diego Maradona We'll be able to score and keep it up even when we're stoned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Realistically... 1. Shaun Wright-Phillips. I see our 'priority' being right-wing at the moment. Although, i think the real priorities will come next summer when a few will leave on frees and the side can be 'luxurified'. The squad is only 'decent' at the moment, it needs taking the that next level, and that will probably need major spending - which just doens't happen in the middle of a season (ie January). However, right-wing is very weak in general, there's no one after the fairly average Milner, and i think Wright-Phillips is quality. He has crucial pace, and it would make up a very speedy wing combo with him and N'Zogbia. I reckon we should go for him in January; he's still in and out of the Chelsea side with only eight starts. It'd £10m well spent. 2. Mikel Arteta. An attacking force through the midfield that would also be a replacement for Nobby, given his technical brain. He'd be Nobby, but modernised, if that makes sense. He's quick aswell and always a goal threat. We really lack that in the centre of midfield. Getting him here would be difficult but worth a try, he's looked thoroughly un-arsed for Everton but games like the Nuremburg one just prove that how when a game needs something to tip it one way, he can do that. The likes of Butt, Barton, Milner and Geremi can't provide that - nor can Emre tbh. 3. Dimitar Berbatov. Smith is never going to be a popular choice upfront and i really think Shola's time is about up here. And i think Viduka can be classified as a luxury player moreso than anyone in our squad; he's brilliant when he's in the team and i really like him, and it's obvious that we 'miss' (hard to miss what you haven't really had) him when he's out. Berbatov is a long term 'version' of him, but would be in the team more. Quality player who both Martins and Owen would flourish alongside him, given their respective movement and/or pace. Again, would be difficult to prise him away but, like Arteta, worth a pop. This is dreamland anyway so... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 How can you start off a post with realistically, then finish it off with this is dreamland anyway so.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 How can you give a shit? Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I'm not Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Fucking nit-picking again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I'm not Jesus. To be fair to Yorkie, we've only got your word for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I'm not Jesus. Would Jesus have had such an effect on Western civilisation if he'd had a broad Hartlepool accent? "Listen here you doyles, better fucking love your neighbour like or I'll fucking bray yous all over" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Fucking nit-picking again. No, as I don't have any nits, or head lice for that matter in my hair to pick at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Hail Messiah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 No, as I don't have any nits, or head lice for that matter in my hair to pick at. Link? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Hail Messiah. Big Dave? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 That's an idea, why don't we sign Jesus? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 That's an idea, why don't we sign Jesus? Could he play on Sundays though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE5 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 plenty of trophy signings being mentioned here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 That's an idea, why don't we sign Jesus? Could he play on Sundays though? Mate, he's Jesus. He'd create an all new day for football in between saturday and sunday. Jesus so wise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 That's an idea, why don't we sign Jesus? Could he play on Sundays though? Mate, he's Jesus. He'd create an all new day for football in between saturday and sunday. Jesus so wise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fraser Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 That's an idea, why don't we sign Jesus? Just sign God and there's your three in one. The Father up front and Jesus and the Holy Ghost out wide. If you believe in the Holy Trinity that is. If you do, it is the cheaper option. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Could play one of them in goal as well. Maybe not Jesus though, as he's been known to have had a bit of a nightmare in the past with crosses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Could play one of them in goal as well. Maybe not Jesus though, as he's been known to have had a bit of a nightmare in the past with crosses. No thanks, plays like he has holes in his hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fraser Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Could play one of them in goal as well. Maybe not Jesus though, as he's been known to have had a bit of a nightmare in the past with crosses. No thanks, plays like he has holes in his hands. Ah but 3-0 down in the FA Cup Final, five minutes to go, you think "We need a miracle here" and then Jesus comes on from the bench... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Could play one of them in goal as well. Maybe not Jesus though, as he's been known to have had a bit of a nightmare in the past with crosses. No thanks, plays like he has holes in his hands. Ah but 3-0 down in the FA Cup Final, five minutes to go, you think "We need a miracle here" and then Jesus comes on from the bench... Be no use when Sam put him in goal for those 5 minutes though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 riquelme diouf anelka berbatov/swp/gilberto would be nice but it isnt going to happen. these are 3 i reckon we could get in january, although its debateable if bolton would let us have both diouf and anelka, given the sam/gartside shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Anelka Diego Bentley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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