Unbelievable Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 You have to laugh in order not to cry.. 6 million and 50k/week for such an abomination of a player. What was Allardyce thinking..? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Don't know how true this is, but I heard that Smith threw his shirt into the crowd, and the crowd threw it back at him. God, I hope that's true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Don't know how true this is, but I heard that Smith threw his shirt into the crowd, and the crowd threw it back at him. God, I hope that's true. It's plausible enough to be true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridman Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Don't know how true this is, but I heard that Smith threw his shirt into the crowd, and the crowd threw it back at him. God, I hope that's true. It's plausible enough to be true. Haha that is hilarious, hope he gets the message and fucks off to Rangers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Give him a break guys, he's always on time for training - what more could you want? Greedy twats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 We really should file a lawsuit against him and the man who signed him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 We really should file a lawsuit against him and the man who signed him. Man Utd too for false advertising, emotional distress, assault (on our eyes) etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 We really should file a lawsuit against him and the man who signed him. Man Utd too for false advertising, emotional distress, assault (on our eyes) etc. We could at least get his hairdresser on that one, not sure Manu can be held accountable, but the trades description act no probs, shame distance selling doesn't last a year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 One of my outstanding memories of bad performances in our shirt will always be him vs Stoke 1 st leg, an absolute abonimation. He is a disgrace to us, the shirt, and most of all to himself. He doesn't seem to care though and finds everything quite amusing. I hope you find it amusing in 5 years when you are pushing 25 stone (going by family history). Goes down as one of those players we've had over the last 5 years who have just been fucking pathetic, and we've paid them a princly sum for their services. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 More than you. Apologies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 You'd think if they pick a random guy and let him play 15 games up front he'll get a goal sooner or later.. Thing is..i honestly can't remember Alan Smith having more than 5 SHOTS on target this season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 More than you. Apologies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Not one goal. From 30 appearances. 10 yellow cards and 1 red card though. Pathetic. He's had an awful season, and the biggest joke in this is the fact we paid £6 million and are still paying £60,000 a week for his services ... or lack of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 He got 1 more than I predicted, cos I said he would get an Og and finish -1. Therfore he has achieved something.......not got a negative goal diffrence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Don't know how true this is, but I heard that Smith threw his shirt into the crowd, and the crowd threw it back at him. I saw him throw it in but didn't see it get thrown back, I doubt anybody would want to be seen touching it. My guess is that it’s on the ground in Goodison. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Well in though Smith, you tried. Allardyce would be proud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Did he even create a goal this season? No goals, no assists? Christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Did he even create a goal this season? No goals, no assists? Christ. There was one where he sat on the ball, which spilled out into Viduka's path and was tucked away. Certainly remember some of his fanboys at the time claiming it to be an assist and "good play". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Did he even create a goal this season? No goals, no assists? Christ. There was one where he sat on the ball, which spilled out into Viduka's path and was tucked away. Certainly remember some of his fanboys at the time claiming it to be an assist and "good play". Derby? Faffing about and ended up getting tackled before FAB tucked it in no trouble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Did he even create a goal this season? No goals, no assists? Christ. There was one where he sat on the ball, which spilled out into Viduka's path and was tucked away. Certainly remember some of his fanboys at the time claiming it to be an assist and "good play". Derby? Faffing about and ended up getting tackled before FAB tucked it in no trouble. Aye, that one. Had a good chance to shoot, wasted it, tangled with the defender, got a last touch on it somehow, and Viduka picked it up and hammered it home. Just watching MOTD, he did get an assist for ManU when he set Rooney up with a delicately sliced volleyed pass, outside of the boot. So two assists for two different teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 He needs to actually have a shot to score a goal. Based on that, nil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 He needs to actually have a shot to score a goal. Based on that, nil. That's what makes Smith so inept. No matter where he plays, he doesn't score. He doesn't even have a shot which would enable him to score. Hell, he doesn't even get into positions that would make it viable to have a shot that would mean he might score. He just provides zero goal threat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 A genuine joke of a footballer. Wouldn't get a game for Hartlepool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Honestly the worst player we've ever had in the Premiership. At least Pattison was just invisible, at least Boumsong and Babayaro only fucked up when an opposing player came near them with the ball. Smith, aside from being invisible himself, somehow manages to drag down the preformance of the entire team by clogging up passing flow, giving away bad fouls, and moving into bad positions to break up the team's shape. You only need to look at how him coming on for Viduka against Chelsea completely changed the flow of the game. Utterly shocking that he was playing for Man United in the Champions League as recently as last year. Right now I don't think Roeder would have him at Norwich. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dev Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Has anyone given West Ham a call yet? Still might get most of our money back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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