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do u think if smith is on the move to everton, that maybe keegan has a replacement already lined up ready to sign?

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do u think if smith is on the move to everton, that maybe keegan has a replacement already lined up ready to sign?

 

Nope, i think hes going due to him being shit and being on big wages.

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Definately, I also think that Shola will be away as well, we have to remember that Duff, Milner and Jonas can also play up front, I honestly believe that this time tomoorow, David Healy will be a Newcastle player, I rate him better than Smith so iam pleased.

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do u think if smith is on the move to everton, that maybe keegan has a replacement already lined up ready to sign?

 

Yeah, I do.

 

It's a house of cards... Johnson to Fulham, Smith to Everton, X to Newcastle. With Rangers out of Europe, maybe Cuellar is coming in. Faye going out.

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Definately, I also think that Shola will be away as well, we have to remember that Duff, Milner and Jonas can also play up front, I honestly believe that this time tomoorow, David Healy will be a Newcastle player, I rate him better than Smith so iam pleased.

 

i'm drunk, what are you? 

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The email thread to a mate at work when I read the news:

 

From: Me

 

Subject: The greatest transfer coup of 2008

 

Update: Thursday brought unconfirmed media claims that Alan Smith had travelled to Merseyside for a medical with Everton - verification/denial of this is awaited.

 

Yes! YES YESSS!

 

Reply from him (he's an Arsenal fan):

 

Watch him be used as a proper striker and have a 30 goal season.

 

----

 

 

Do people who're unfamiliar with him actually hold this view? Fascinating. Explains why someone's actually ready to pay us money for him. :D

 

 

 

 

 

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Incidnetally, when I said Spurs have the best XI outside the top four, I didn't mean they had the best team outside the top four.

 

They had the best XI last year but weren't anywhere near the best team. Everton had a relatively uninspiring first XI but were a very good team.

 

There's a difference.

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right, dunno whether to put this in the media hating Newcastle thread, or in here. 

 

Anyway the Mail (sadly not Steve [i ate too many] Curry(/ies) ) have decided to turn the possible departure of this lump of shit into another "Keegan and Ashley dispute"

 

Apparantly Ashley wants aforementioned lump of shit off the wage bill, whereas for whatever strange reason, Keegan wants to keep said lump of shit.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1042736/Keegan-Ashley-row-Everton-Smith.html

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right, dunno whether to put this in the media hating Newcastle thread, or in here. 

 

Anyway the Mail (sadly not Steve [i ate too many] Curry(/ies) ) have decided to turn the possible departure of this lump of shit into another "Keegan and Ashley dispute"

 

Apparantly Ashley wants aforementioned lump of shit off the wage bill, whereas for whatever strange reason, Keegan wants to keep said lump of shit.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1042736/Keegan-Ashley-row-Everton-Smith.html

 

I was just about to post that. :D

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right, dunno whether to put this in the media hating Newcastle thread, or in here. 

 

Anyway the Mail (sadly not Steve [i ate too many] Curry(/ies) ) have decided to turn the possible departure of this lump of shit into another "Keegan and Ashley dispute"

 

Apparantly Ashley wants aforementioned lump of shit off the wage bill, whereas for whatever strange reason, Keegan wants to keep said lump of shit.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1042736/Keegan-Ashley-row-Everton-Smith.html

Haha tossers, using Keegan's quotes from last night to bring up another bullshit story.

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right, dunno whether to put this in the media hating Newcastle thread, or in here. 

 

Anyway the Mail (sadly not Steve [i ate too many] Curry(/ies) ) have decided to turn the possible departure of this lump of s*** into another "Keegan and Ashley dispute"

 

Apparantly Ashley wants aforementioned lump of s*** off the wage bill, whereas for whatever strange reason, Keegan wants to keep said lump of s***.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1042736/Keegan-Ashley-row-Everton-Smith.html

Haha tossers, using Keegan's quotes from last night to bring up another bullshit story.

star with the same story
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perhaps keeping Smith is actually an idea by Keegan to be part of a motivational method.

 

The usually-solid Habib Beye is suffering a dodgy patch, and his confidence is beginning to disappear.  KK pulls him to one side and says "Habib, its fine, just have faith in your own ability, you're a quality player.  I know it and you know it.  Don't drag yourself down or you'll end up like this lad..."

 

*points to Smith snarling and chasing a crisp packet blowing across the training ground (dropped by Viduka)*

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Guest Coubury

TOON IN CHAOS

 

 

Alan Smith was last night reeling after being caught in the crossfire of the latest power struggle at Newcastle.

 

The striker has been left stunned after the club’s U-turn over his proposed £3m move to Everton.

 

 

Smith is in a state of limbo after first being told a bid had been accepted and he was free to talk with David Moyes – only for another senior figure within the club to tell him that he was staying on Tyneside.

 

 

And yesterday at training, the confused player told team-mates he didn’t have a clue where his future lies. Smith’s on-off move is the latest evidence that all is not running smoothly at St James’s Park.

 

 

Despite repeated denials from inside the club, rumours that club owner Mike Ashley wants to sell up won’t go away, with the billionaire stubbornly refusing to end the uncertainty with a

 

declaration of intent.

 

 

In the space of eight months, manager Kevin Keegan has gone from declaring his determination to challenge the Premier League elite to admitting the Big Four are out of reach.

 

 

And having recruited only three players so far this summer, Keegan admitted this week that a top ten finish would be an achievement.

 

 

With Dennis Wise and Tony Jiminez responsible for player recruitment at St James’s Park and Keegan concentrating on team affairs, power lines are increasingly blurred.

 

 

On Wednesday, the manager seemed unaware the club had agreed a £9.1m fee with Deportivo La Coruna for Argentine defender Fabricio Coloccini.

 

 

Season ticket sales have dipped this term and only 13,477 turned up for the pre-season friendly against Dutch champions PSV Eindhoven.

 

 

Keegan wants disgraced midfielder Joey Barton back in Premier League action by the middle of next month.

 

 

He said: “Joey’s fine but he won’t be featuring in any games until we get him match fit.”

 

 

:nope:

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