Stu Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Not sure if this should go in General Chat or here but.... I've never really been one to score with the ladies, but when I finally settled down and married my lass I was over the moon. We'd known each other for a few years, she used to come up to Newcastle at weekends way back in the day, but never really got it together properly except for a brief fling a good many year ago. When she finally came into my life properly we hit it off almost straight away and it was no surprise to friends and family that we were soon married, some say it was a match made in heaven. We both wanted the same things, she had the passion and the drive while I had the money to pay for it (typical woman, eh!) we had some brilliant times together, although there were the occasional few lows. The main problem was that we were trying to have kids, but for some reason it wouldn't work, the doctors couldn't say why. We were both desperate for one that it began to overshadow the rest of the relationship, don't get me wrong, I loved trying all the different ways with her but one January evening she just walked away, saying she couldn't take the stress of it anymore. I was heartbroken, I couldn't believe she'd gone, things had been going really well too - I was sure that this was going to be our year when things all worked out for the best - but it was not to be, she'd gone and I had to move on. So, like any bloke, I did. Different women have come and gone, I think I was seeing a Scottish girl for a while before I met a European lass - that one didn't work out, she never shaved her armpits and slagged off my god-daughter too many times for my liking. I had a good thing going on with this older woman for quite a few years, but I ditched her when my friends started suggesting she was losing the plot. I think that was a mistake as I ended up with a right nutjob after her, she kept telling lies to everyone and wouldn't accept the blame for anything, even when it was so obviously her fault!! Anyways, throughout the years I've always looked back to those 'golden' years with my ex-wife and wondered - would things really have been different if we'd managed to have just one kid? Everytime I look back, I forget more of the bad times and focus upon the good times. I've had a couple of other lasses in the past year or so, but I ended up packing in the last one in January because I couldn't stop comparing her to my ex-wife. I guess that's normal, nostalgia and all that, but I've taken it a step further and got in touch with her. Turns out after she left me she took a job down in London before working for the English Tourist office - that didn't go well after losing an argument to a German on national tv! She lived in Manchester for a few years but then decided to quit her career and join the circus up in Glasgow. I know what you're thinking "please don't say you've asked her to come back" but I just couldn't help myself, I never stop thinking about her and maybe I never will until I try again with her, maybe this time we'll finally manage to achieve what we couldn't before and have a baby together? I'd love it if that happened, just love it! Anyways, she's on her way down from Glasgow now and I'm just nervous about how things are going to be - am I naive for thinking things will go back to how they were right before she left? Or should I expect to have to start all over again, step by step, slowly but surely? I know she's full of passion, but should I dive right in and expect to start making babies this year?! Here's hoping for some advice... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 tldr Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 tldr ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallihg Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 delicious copypasta is delicious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nufcfan76 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Couldn't be bothered to read your Dear Ann post. Take her to a Toon game and all is forgiven. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FooFighter Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 step by step, slowly but surely :celb: :celb: and party on like a mofo whatever happens :celb: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Just throw her lots of money and expensive gifts. should paper over the cracks for a while. plus your family will be content because they always liked that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 :band: I got my mind set on you! I got my mind set on you! I got my mind set on you! I got my mind set on you! But it's gonna take money, A whole lot of spending money. It's gonna take plenty of money, To do it right, child. It's gonna take time, A whole lot of precious time. It's gonna take patience and time, To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, To do it right! I got my mind set on you! I got my mind set on you! I got my mind set on you! I got my mind set on you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UV Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Kill her. Then kill yourself. blueyes.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparta Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 good luck m8! just remember to check if she has shaved her arm pits! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 good luck m8! just remember to check if she has shaved her arm pits! Nah, that was the European lass, funnily enough she's now a big-time Charlie over in Hollywood - wonder if I should have stuck with her. Anyways, thanks to those that have helped so far and, er, for the random comments at the start "delicious copypasta is delicious" ??!?! Anyways, my mates all seem to be made up that I've decided to go back to her...lets just hope that I've not been overly sentimental and forgotten all the reasons why it never worked in the first place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Shame you overlooked the fact that, since she went away, she went and got the bad AIDS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Who knows if it will work,but if you dont try it you will never know,ride the wave baby! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sniffer Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Is she bringing the four kids she now has with her or leaving them at home? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Shag and forget about the future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I can't believe none of you have got this! Great post Stupeedo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 You forgot to mention your bird is now 56. Graverobber. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Was going to say WTF is this doing in the Football forum. Then the penny dropped Nice one mate! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 lol mackems.gif spot on! Great post You love her, I love her, obviously everybody loves "her"... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I can't believe none of you have got this! Great post Stupeedo! I got it. Just so you know there is still some activity going on in this shrivelled grey blob that I used to call a brain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Ahh, took me several minutes to catch on. I was starting to feel sorry for you n aal you cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Half way through it clicked, so I went back and started again, and this time noticed it all. Very nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I can't believe none of you have got this! Great post Stupeedo! Yeah, but UV's response is classic. Well, I laughed anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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