Guest bimpy474 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 £80m from TV and player sales. Sign two free transfers and a kid from Spain for pennies Guess who wins again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 £80m from TV and player sales. Sign two free transfers and a kid from Spain for pennies Guess who wins again. You haven't factored in the sale of Mapou and Santon yet. Never mind who wins again, it will be like winning the fucking lottery. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 £80m from TV and player sales. Sign two free transfers and a kid from Spain for pennies Guess who wins again. You haven't factored in the sale of Mapou and Santon yet. Never mind who wins again, it will be like winning the fucking lottery. Do you think we win a prize for being top of the FFP league Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 £80m from TV and player sales. Sign two free transfers and a kid from Spain for pennies Guess who wins again. You haven't factored in the sale of Mapou and Santon yet. Never mind who wins again, it will be like winning the fucking lottery. Do you think we win a prize for being top of the FFP league We'll win a prize for staying in the premier and boosting the Sports Direct profile, and with this transfer activity we'll do just about enough to pull it off I reckon. Guess who wins again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Hooooooooooooooooooooftastic Don't care really. Like Colback, it's another signing to please Pardew, and a pretty decent one at that. With each one through the door Pardew becomes more answerable to his critics. Nowhere to run Pards. Nowhere to hide. with the sort of signings we make pardew always has the excuse of how can he do better when doesn't get backed by the board the pundits still love him and his reputation for creating teams on a budget will put him on par with moyes pre man utd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 We can thank Keegan for this one then. Fuck you Pards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 CONFIRMED. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Francois Piraux @F8Piraux 23m CONFIRMED : Bafétimbi #Gomis appreciates the interest from Newcastle because they want him since the beginning. #NUFC :lol: Since 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 CONFIRMED. EXCLUSIVE. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 We can thank Keegan for this one then. Fuck you Pards. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/05/09/KevinKeeganEmpicsPAJohnWalton1.jpg Guess who wins (with the fans) again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Or Dennis Wise. Keegan is due to fly to France this weekend to give his final blessing to the move, set up by the new Toon spying team. St Etienne have already said no to a £7m offer from Bolton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Or Dennis Wise. Or whoever made his youtube compilation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaron Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 appreciates :lol: :lol: Gomis on the verge of appreciating NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaron Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Clubs are signing players and we getting appreciation FFS! Title change!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Francois Piraux @F8Piraux 23m CONFIRMED : Bafétimbi #Gomis appreciates the interest from Newcastle because they want him since the beginning. #NUFC :lol: Of time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Alan Pardew is delighted to finally have the appreciation of Bafetimbi Gomis over the line. In a rare article the usually media shy Newcastle boss spoke frankly of his relief. 'Frankly I'm relieved' said Pardew 'I've been hoping he was going to appreciate us for some time and now that's it's finally happened I can say that this one is for the fans.' When questioned on whether he intended to strengthen his playing staff the Newcastle supremo was more forthright 'Listen this is the media all over, constantly looking for the negative angle, let's just enjoy the appreciation of Gomis for a few days and we will take stock after that. You need to realise that appreciation is not free, you all assume that, but it isn't and it can be really expensive if the appreciation lasts a few days.' When questioned about the impending signing of Colback he claimed to be in the dark 'I had a telephone conversation with a Sunderland official and after I explained that I was a busy man they asked if I would like a call back. I said yes and now it looks as though we may be signing someone who has yet to formally appreciate us. I'm livid and intend to throw the noggin in at the first opportunity' said the Toon boss who was quickly ushered away by Sports Direct officials in unsellable leisure wear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 In other news, man murders thread with shite reporting parody. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 In other news, man murders thread with shite reporting parody. It beats gif after gif, smilie after smilie, and Giggs after Giggs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Latest news, cunt speaks up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Were we at least able to offload Obertan as part of this appreciation deal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 :blackkid.gif: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 appreciates :lol: :lol: Gomis on the verge of appreciating NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 In other news, man murders thread with s**** reporting parody. SHOTS FIRED!! Blue on blue action as well, possibly PTSD (Part Time Sports Direct) related Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Blatantly signing for QPR, after we dally and they offer more money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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