henke Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I have seen some absolutely horrendous tattoos. A couple of summers ago, a guy came in topless with an American History X Ed Norton swastika tattoo, same place and size. Fucking knacker. I was on holiday in Cyprus a couple of years ago and there was a wedding party in the hotel from Motherwell, cracking bunch as it went. But the mother of the bride, who reminded me of Mutha Bacon, had BRUCE LEE tattoo'd down her forarm. Home made in indian ink. Not a picture of bruce lee, just the barely legible lettering. Easily the best tattoo i have ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Does it say "Ranges" ? What the fuck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Wonder if Swindon's got an Aspers for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 http://i43.tinypic.com/v78cjc.jpg I'll give him 3 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Does it say "Ranges" ? What the fuck? http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,54870.msg4536370.html#msg4536370 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Does it say "Ranges" ? What the fuck? http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,54870.msg4536370.html#msg4536370 I'm guessing it's supposed to say Ranger, but it sure looks like Ranges Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Think of all the wee babies that never made it into the world and this cunt makes it to adulthood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
womblemaster Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 `Ranger currently earns just £30 a day` according to latest article. I assume thats through sponsorship by using his body to promote `the art of inking` ? maybe hes quite good on fruit machines? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 http://mirr.im/1eM3kmP Big brother for Nile? Fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Oh dear...but if it's only consolation, none of the other "celebs" will know who he is and that should hopefully knock his ego down a bit... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I knew you were going to say "Oh dear" there, Sifu. You're right though, this is a right fucking "Oh dear" if there ever was one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 "Possibly the most unlikely name of all is footballer David Beckham, with odds of 5000/1 - can't you just imagine him rearranging the fridge? We won't be putting our life savings on that one, but it's good to dream." Aye. Can't think of anything better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I knew you were going to say "Oh dear" there, Sifu. You're right though, this is a right f***ing "Oh dear" if there ever was one. I've become as predictable as my smiley usage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I know plenty footballers go on like celebrities nowadays but has a footballer actually tossed away his career to pursue a life or a Z-list reality TV bellend before? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I knew you were going to say "Oh dear" there, Sifu. You're right though, this is a right f***ing "Oh dear" if there ever was one. I've become as predictable as my smiley usage. You're a really good poster, I can't remember the smiley thing now but it rings a bell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I know plenty footballers go on like celebrities nowadays but has a footballer actually tossed away his career to pursue a life or a Z-list reality TV bellend before? Louie Spence had trials at Man Utd and Tottenham. Ferguson was keen to sign him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I knew you were going to say "Oh dear" there, Sifu. You're right though, this is a right f***ing "Oh dear" if there ever was one. I've become as predictable as my smiley usage. You're a really good poster, I can't remember the smiley thing now but it rings a bell. Much appreciated IP! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I knew you were going to say "Oh dear" there, Sifu. You're right though, this is a right f***ing "Oh dear" if there ever was one. I've become as predictable as my smiley usage. You're a really good poster, I can't remember the smiley thing now but it rings a bell. Much appreciated IP! He doesn't mean it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Kate Middleton's uncle is a celebrity now? Pretty sure I will be getting a call in a couple of years. How fucking low are we on celebrities these days that most Z listers will even turn their noses up at Big Brother? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I knew you were going to say "Oh dear" there, Sifu. You're right though, this is a right f***ing "Oh dear" if there ever was one. I've become as predictable as my smiley usage. You're a really good poster, I can't remember the smiley thing now but it rings a bell. Much appreciated IP! He doesn't mean it. I do mean it, he's good. Mannnnnnnnn, it's ages since I was nice to anyone on here. Current situation at NUFC's turned me into a fucking radgie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhyAyeCabaye Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 He's actually got a club? How long will he stick it out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 He's actually got a club? How long will he stick it out? What? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Random Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Our former player goes on Celebrity Big Brother. What a club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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