Guest Heneage Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 How the f*** did he get kicked out of Southampton, get turned down after a trial with another championship club (wasn't it?) and end up as a first team squad player for Newcastle! Not quite how it planned, he was kicked out for bad behavior. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Why haven't you given me a free ice cream on Facebook? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 How do you think your brother Nile will get on at Newcastle? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 ( 7 ) Do you intend to stay at Newcastle United for life (if the situation allows) and be like Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs for Manchester United Shola Ameobi? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 What result did you get in GCSE English, you silly bumbaclart and ting? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 How does he feel about being a cult football player for purely linguistic reasons? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Can you do better than Ameobi? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 When you score will you pull a custard pie from your pants and throw it at the crowd ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Who is Niles Ranger? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 A man buys 3 fish and 2 chips for £2.80 A woman buys 1 fish and 4 chips for £2.60 How much are the fish and how much are the chips? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 A man buys 3 fish and 2 chips for £2.80 A woman buys 1 fish and 4 chips for £2.60 How much are the fish and how much are the chips? Fish = 60p, chips = 50p Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 60p fish, 50p chips. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 A man buys 3 fish and 2 chips for £2.80 A woman buys 1 fish and 4 chips for £2.60 How much are the fish and how much are the chips? LMAO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 You are the guy at school who used to sit next to brainy people to copy them aren't ya? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 You are the guy at school who used to sit next to brainy people to copy them aren't ya? No I sat next to the thick people and copied, thats how thick I was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 60p fish, 50p chips. Not just a pretty face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 A man buys 3 fish and 2 chips for £2.80 A woman buys 1 fish and 4 chips for £2.60 How much are the fish and how much are the chips? Fish = 60p, chips = 50p Which fucking chippy sells at those low prices in this day and age? No seriously, tell me, I want to know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Are you going to translate his answers to English? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrShens Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 What result did you get in GCSE English, you silly bumbaclart and ting? Slim's a moron, trust me - I know him irl and I'm ashamed to say that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Why do kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 How exactly, does one 'Superman' a hoe? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 How exactly, does one 'Superman' a hoe? Make her wear her underwear on the outside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Why do kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 "If a train leaves London at 10.20 and travels at 125 mph and another train leaves Edinburgh at 11.30 travelling at 110 mph, how many stupid fucking tattoos will you have before you're 21?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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