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I can imagine the buzz was:

 

MA: Fckin Hell Derek were getting a combined £20 Million for Zog and Given

 

DL: Great. What time do we leave to go to Columbia tommorow. To start our new life?

 

MA: 12 PM

 

JFK: Can i come

 

MA + DL: STFU Joe, Get your knickers back down and take it like a bitch

 

JFK: :kinnear:

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I can imagine the buzz was:

 

MA: Fckin Hell Derek were getting a combined £20 Million for Zog and Given

 

DL: Great. What time do we leave to go to Columbia tommorow. To start our new life?

 

MA: 12 PM

 

JFK: Can i come

 

MA + DL: STFU Joe, Get your knickers back down and take it like a bitch

 

JFK: :kinnear:

 

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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It's far too late to talk about whether or not we will sign anyone, backing the manager, who is rumoured to be coming or any of that. It's the 29th of January, we haven't done any decent business, that's looks like it's it.

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Good to see they've been quick off the mark with transfers.

 

Can imagine the board meetings; Lambiarse and Ashley walk in JFK's office.

 

JFK "Mike Ashley?"

 

MA "yes"

 

JFK "you're  cunt... Lammbias?"

 

DL "yes"

 

JFK "youre a cunt"

 

MA "do you want to sign anyone Joe?"

 

JFK ".....you're a cunt"

 

DL "we've been looking at Veloso, we could aquire him"

 

JFK "youre a cunt"

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SHAY GIVEN is set to join Manchester City today in an £8.5million deal.

 

The Newcastle keeper had a medical on Tuesday and was left out of last night’s clash with Mark Hughes’ men.

 

A Newcastle spokesman claimed the player had an injured right knee.

 

But the Republic of Ireland star, a Toon stalwart for 11 years, made it clear to Joe Kinnear that he wanted a move and the manager eventually caved in.

 

Given is expected to sign a contract worth £86,000 a week.

 

Meanwhile Wigan have made a £6m move for Newcastle’s French midfielder Charles N’Zogbia.

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SHAY GIVEN is set to join Manchester City today in an £8.5million deal.

 

The Newcastle keeper had a medical on Tuesday and was left out of last night’s clash with Mark Hughes’ men.

 

A Newcastle spokesman claimed the player had an injured right knee.

 

But the Republic of Ireland star, a Toon stalwart for 11 years, made it clear to Joe Kinnear that he wanted a move and the manager eventually caved in.

 

Given is expected to sign a contract worth £86,000 a week.

 

Meanwhile Wigan have made a £6m move for Newcastle’s French midfielder Charles N’Zogbia.

 

:lol:

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SHAY GIVEN is set to join Manchester City today in an £8.5million deal.

 

The Newcastle keeper had a medical on Tuesday and was left out of last night’s clash with Mark Hughes’ men.

 

A Newcastle spokesman claimed the player had an injured right knee.

 

But the Republic of Ireland star, a Toon stalwart for 11 years, made it clear to Joe Kinnear that he wanted a move and the manager eventually caved in.

 

Given is expected to sign a contract worth £86,000 a week.

 

Meanwhile Wigan have made a £6m move for Newcastle’s French midfielder Charles N’Zogbia.

 

:lol:

 

Perfect move for him tbh.

 

Wont get a guarenteed starting place anywhere else, wigan are a side on the up.

 

Would do a straight swap for scharner though!

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SHAY GIVEN is set to join Manchester City today in an £8.5million deal.

 

The Newcastle keeper had a medical on Tuesday and was left out of last nights clash with Mark Hughes men.

 

A Newcastle spokesman claimed the player had an injured right knee.

 

But the Republic of Ireland star, a Toon stalwart for 11 years, made it clear to Joe Kinnear that he wanted a move and the manager eventually caved in.

 

Given is expected to sign a contract worth £86,000 a week.

 

Meanwhile Wigan have made a £6m move for Newcastles French midfielder Charles NZogbia.

 

:lol:

 

Perfect move for him tbh.

 

Wont get a guarenteed starting place anywhere else, wigan are a side on the up.

 

Would do a straight swap for scharner though!

 

Rather do a swap for Steve Bruce tbh.

 

Christ, thats something i'd never have entertained before.

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Well with Barton and Owen out now this should make the next couple of days interesting.

 

Think Ashley needs to blow about 35mil to try and keep us up with those two out and given and zoggy going.

 

He can't risk us going down

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Well with Barton and Owen out now this should make the next couple of days interesting.

 

Think Ashley needs to blow about 35mil to try and keep us up with those two out and given and zoggy going.

 

He can't risk us going down

 

Hopefully he will realise that, get Ebondo, up the big for M'Bia and find a striker from somewhere!

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Well with Barton and Owen out now this should make the next couple of days interesting.

 

Think Ashley needs to blow about 35mil to try and keep us up with those two out and given and zoggy going.

 

He can't risk us going down

 

Hopefully he will realise that, get Ebondo, up the big for M'Bia and find a striker from somewhere!

 

I love the optimism... pretty blind though... I hope i'm proved wrong but other than a few scrambled loan signings i can't see us bringing anyone at all in

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It's all over but the crying.

 

Dig deep into your pockets Ashley, dig into your poker fund, your swear box, your cookie jar, anything.. because this club needs serious investment to simply stay up.

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Well with Barton and Owen out now this should make the next couple of days interesting.

 

Think Ashley needs to blow about 35mil to try and keep us up with those two out and given and zoggy going.

 

He can't risk us going down

 

Hopefully he will realise that, get Ebondo, up the big for M'Bia and find a striker from somewhere!

 

I love the optimism... pretty blind though... I hope i'm proved wrong but other than a few scrambled loan signings i can't see us bringing anyone at all in

 

Not saying I think it will happen, but if anything was going to get Mike to raise a few extra quid then what's happened over the last few games might do it.

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Well with Barton and Owen out now this should make the next couple of days interesting.

 

Think Ashley needs to blow about 35mil to try and keep us up with those two out and given and zoggy going.

 

He can't risk us going down

 

Hopefully he will realise that, get Ebondo, up the big for M'Bia and find a striker from somewhere!

 

I love the optimism... pretty blind though... I hope i'm proved wrong but other than a few scrambled loan signings i can't see us bringing anyone at all in

 

Think nobody else does either.

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