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so newcastle have denied the martins rumour

 

Depends who you believe.

 

Lets believe the media, its more fun to whinge like a bunch of little girls.

 

Still here?

 

Yep, interested to see if anything happens.

 

Unfortunately the thread is full of tits going "omg fucking hell, I will simply just die if they don't sign someone".

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SSN: the Martins thing is bollocks. Sounds like it came from Ashley himself.

 

I bet it was Harry f***ing Redknapp.

 

Harry has wanted him from way back and is putting out s*** to test the water.

 

Sickening individual.

 

I bet you it was Tottenham that tried to offer us Bent for oba the thieving gits.

 

We pipped Redknapp to him while Redknapp was at Pompey did we not?

 

We need strikers to add to the ones we have that are actually decent.

 

Did we?

 

I knew about pinching Jonas, which he has gutted about apparently :D

 

So do you actually know that to be true now?

 

Or just making up stuff to support your argument.

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SSN: the Martins thing is bollocks. Sounds like it came from Ashley himself.

 

I bet it was Harry f***ing Redknapp.

 

Harry has wanted him from way back and is putting out s*** to test the water.

 

Sickening individual.

 

I bet you it was Tottenham that tried to offer us Bent for oba the thieving gits.

 

We pipped Redknapp to him while Redknapp was at Pompey did we not?

 

We need strikers to add to the ones we have that are actually decent.

 

Did we?

 

I knew about pinching Jonas, which he has gutted about apparently :D

 

So do you actually know that to be true now?

 

Or just making up stuff to support your argument.

 

I remember Pompey were in for Martins when we signed him... according to the media at least.

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SSN: the Martins thing is bollocks. Sounds like it came from Ashley himself.

 

I bet it was Harry f***ing Redknapp.

 

Quick response from Ashley as they are all sat in his boardroom huddled together watching SSN's and eating popcorn.

 

Lambarse - "ooh its so exciting I wonder whats going to happen"

Ashley - "Shut it Derek, im trying to listen to see if we sign anyone"

JFK - "f***ing, c***ing, bastards"

Ashley - "Whats that Joe, you got the drinks and pizza in yet?"

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SSN: the Martins thing is bollocks. Sounds like it came from Ashley himself.

 

I bet it was Harry f***ing Redknapp.

 

Quick response from Ashley as they are all sat in his boardroom huddled together watching SSN's and eating popcorn.

 

Lambarse - "ooh its so exciting I wonder whats going to happen"

Ashley - "Shut it Derek, im trying to listen to see if we sign anyone"

JFK - "f***ing, c***ing, bastards"

Ashley - "Whats that Joe, you got the drinks and pizza in yet?"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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SSN: the Martins thing is bollocks. Sounds like it came from Ashley himself.

 

I bet it was Harry f***ing Redknapp.

 

Quick response from Ashley as they are all sat in his boardroom huddled together watching SSN's and eating popcorn.

 

Lambarse - "ooh its so exciting I wonder whats going to happen"

Ashley - "Shut it Derek, im trying to listen to see if we sign anyone"

JFK - "f***ing, c***ing, bastards"

Ashley - "Whats that Joe, you got the drinks and pizza in yet?"

 

:lol: :lol:

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Been rubbished? the Oba for Bent? get in,, been to school to pick my little one up, 20 mins and all sorts goes on.

 

I can imagine it, you screaming at the kid to get in the car as its still rolling then wheelspin off at 100mph to make sure you haven't missed anything :D

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SSN: the Martins thing is bollocks. Sounds like it came from Ashley himself.

 

I bet it was Harry f***ing Redknapp.

 

Quick response from Ashley as they are all sat in his boardroom huddled together watching SSN's and eating popcorn.

 

Lambarse - "ooh its so exciting I wonder whats going to happen"

Ashley - "Shut it Derek, im trying to listen to see if we sign anyone"

JFK - "f***ing, c***ing, bastards"

Ashley - "Whats that Joe, you got the drinks and pizza in yet?"

 

:lol:

 

This next hour and a half better be good

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Ashley an co blatantly have SSN on in the background, i bet that rumour made Ashley choke on his bacon roll.

 

Or David Craig asked them about the story, which is actually what he said as far as I remember.

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SSN: the Martins thing is bollocks. Sounds like it came from Ashley himself.

 

I bet it was Harry f***ing Redknapp.

 

Quick response from Ashley as they are all sat in his boardroom huddled together watching SSN's and eating popcorn.

 

Lambarse - "ooh its so exciting I wonder whats going to happen"

Ashley - "Shut it Derek, im trying to listen to see if we sign anyone"

JFK - "f***ing, c***ing, bastards"

Ashley - "Whats that Joe, you got the drinks and pizza in yet?"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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