bowlingcrofty Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 A full and detailed analysis on both sides here. Liverpool haven't won in the month of April and have only scored two goals - one or two players look like they've run the race. They produced a good comeback last week against Chelsea, but we all know Luis Suarez shouldn't have been on the pitch after biting defender Branislav Ivanovic. The Uruguayan is now banned for 10 games - that is a really, really big blow for manager Brendan Rodgers. He can be a world-class idiot on the pitch, but he's a world-class footballer. He'll be really missed by his team-mates and I just have a feeling they will feel a little low and hurt. They'll all be looking around and thinking 'what will happen in the next few months?' It was already going to be a big summer for Rodgers, with thoughts on bringing in a new central defender and wondering whether goalkeeper Pepe Reina will stay or go. It's going to be far more challenging now because of the Suarez situation. He misses about 20% of the games in the season not through injury or poor form, but because he's suspended. Somebody at Liverpool will be making financial calculations in order to work out whether the club are prepared to let him stay or go. I think Newcastle will win this one. Lawro's prediction: 2-0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Oh well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 7 words Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miguel Piñero Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Describes Charlie Adam as a flair player later on in his predictions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Describes Charlie Adam as a flair player later on in his predictions. I've heard worse descriptions, to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/9iAAjwo.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I hope he's right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Yorkie could have typed that analysis in 4 seconds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 A nice, un-biased opinion there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 This time last year he had Wolves challenging for the top 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 That was just a few paragraphs about Liverpool with a random score at the end Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Every football match in the history of time ends 1-1, 2-1 or 2-0 according to Lawro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejaxer Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Every football match in the history of time ends 1-1, 2-1 or 2-0 according to Lawro. Obviously taking a leaf out of Pardew's brilliant book of Football tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 "I think Newcastle will win this one" He gets paid for this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Oh shit, the Lawrenson curse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 West Ham v Newcastle CHARLIE PREDICTS: 1-1 Six weeks ago all the Newcastle fans were turning up in their French berets, moustaches and onions. Now all of a sudden people are accusing the team of being "over-French" and calling for them to get out! One thing you can say about Newcastle is they are never dull and I want them to survive; it's nothing personal against the other teams, but I want them to stay up for their hardcore fans. However, this is a difficult game with old boy Andy Carroll in brilliant form. I don't see Newcastle having much threat going forward, but a bit like Lambert going to Norwich, I see Alan Pardew going back to his old club and sneaking a 1-1 draw. Lawro West Ham vs Newcastle Newcastle have absolutely fallen apart and their season cannot finish quickly enough. I think they already have enough points to stay up because, as I say above, Wigan have left themselves too much to do, but that does not hide the fact the last few games have been embarrassing for Alan Pardew's side. Losing at home to Sunderland was massive because it was a derby and everything that entails. But losing to Liverpool was even worse because the Magpies were completely abject, particularly in the first half hour. Pardew's biggest worry will not be that they got thrashed 6-0, but that they did not put up a fight. It was the same at the end when all the Magpies players seemed to be doing was trying to keep the scoreline down to six. It was a very odd occasion. Things will not get any easier for Newcastle against West Ham, who will throw absolutely everything at them. Prediction: 2-0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 He's cursed us again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 all the Magpies players seemed to be doing was trying to keep the scoreline down to six. Aye, it's fucking pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealios Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Have to say, for a lot of this season I find myself agreeing with Loro,and there's not a lot wrong with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JToon7 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 West Ham v Newcastle CHARLIE PREDICTS: 1-1 Six weeks ago all the Newcastle fans were turning up in their French berets, moustaches and onions. Now all of a sudden people are accusing the team of being "over-French" and calling for them to get out! One thing you can say about Newcastle is they are never dull and I want them to survive; it's nothing personal against the other teams, but I want them to stay up for their hardcore fans. However, this is a difficult game with old boy Andy Carroll in brilliant form. I don't see Newcastle having much threat going forward, but a bit like Lambert going to Norwich, I see Alan Pardew going back to his old club and sneaking a 1-1 draw. Does he mean our fans have been saying this? Because i haven't heard anyone say this tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 'people' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 the media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 West Ham v Newcastle CHARLIE PREDICTS: 1-1 Six weeks ago all the Newcastle fans were turning up in their French berets, moustaches and onions. Now all of a sudden people are accusing the team of being "over-French" and calling for them to get out! One thing you can say about Newcastle is they are never dull and I want them to survive; it's nothing personal against the other teams, but I want them to stay up for their hardcore fans. However, this is a difficult game with old boy Andy Carroll in brilliant form. I don't see Newcastle having much threat going forward, but a bit like Lambert going to Norwich, I see Alan Pardew going back to his old club and sneaking a 1-1 draw. Does he mean our fans have been saying this? Because i haven't heard anyone say this tbh. I'm so sick of stuff like this, it's such depressingly predictable bullshit. Every bit of tabloid patter gets associated with the club's fans. Makes you annoyed to be a Newcastle fan at times, because there's no way other fans have to put up with that kind of shit to the same degree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I love the table according to Lawro. QPR up in 7th ffs. And us 9th, somehow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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