Guest zeta87 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 http://cdnmo.coveritlive.com/media/image/201101/phpbiXVebCarroll.jpg ....the cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Lee Ryder. there is no way in hell he'd print it, local papers depend on keeping in touch with club and thats a surefire way to get a ban Be another secret kept within Thompson House. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 To be fair to Carroll, he is hardly going to be photographed mouthing "TWAT" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd feel a 1,000 times better than this if Carroll was 5 years older. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Expect a web site statement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd feel a 1,000 times better than this if Carroll was 5 years older. Change your av. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 thisisanfield: From a Newcastle fanzine: Andy Carroll contacted ToonTalk editor Steve Wraith today via text to say, Im gutted to be leaving my home town club, i was told to go. I didnt want to leave thats why I signed a 5 year deal. I was pushed out of the door. I'm not saying this isn't true. But given where he is from and where is family from, if he ever wants to have a decent time in his hometown again, he pretty much HAS to say this. Exactly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this. After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd feel a 1,000 times better than this if Carroll was 5 years older. Change your av. Suggestions? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Steve Wraith has told me he will be giving the full text transcripts from Andy Carroll to Ian Murtagh and Lee Ryder. And they won't have the nuts to publicise them for fear of being blacklisted. Which is why our campaign will publicise ALL details. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this. After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran. I don't think NUFC have any PR Advisors. If they do they're fucking terrible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Steve Wraith has told me he will be giving the full text transcripts from Andy Carroll to Ian Murtagh and Lee Ryder. And they won't have the nuts to publicise them for fear of being blacklisted. Which is why our campaign will publicise ALL details. Have you seen the texts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Lee Ryder is more likely to use it as toilet paper than print any of the content, the spineless, physically revolting little prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Somehow this has hit harder than relegation. Genuinly think Carroll didnt want to leave but the money forced him off. The only solace is that spurs, everton and villa did well when they sold berbatov rooney and milner for big money. We wont go Down, next season will be tough but got a feeling we'll get someone decebt to get 10-15 goals soon enough. Trying to be positive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this. After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran. I don't think NUFC have any PR Advisors. If they do they're fucking terrible. Yep - they appointed a female head of PR last year, I'm sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Lee Ryder is more likely to use it as toilet paper than print any of the content, the spineless, physically revolting little prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Shiteseats: We leave you with this stat: Andy Carroll - £2.5m per Prem goal. Would make Shearer worth around £300 Shearer's worth more than £300 now let a lone when he was playing Actual tweet naturally said £300m. Guy can't even copy/paste without creating typos. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this. After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran. I don't think NUFC have any PR Advisors. If they do they're fucking terrible. Yep - they appointed a female head of PR last year, I'm sure. Did you smash it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Lee Ryder is more likely to use it as toilet paper than print any of the content, the spineless, physically revolting little prick. Atleast I've had a few laughs from the posts on here tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this. After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran. I don't think NUFC have any PR Advisors. If they do they're fucking terrible. Yep - they appointed a female head of PR last year, I'm sure. Her namesake takes it up the arse on VHS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 the worst thing about this will be when we sign him back in ten years after he's been to jail/ gotten injured/ declined rapidly/ not scored in a year and he 'comes home with un-finished business' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Lee Ryder is more likely to use it as toilet paper than print any of the content, the spineless, physically revolting little prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I never liked Dalglish. He did set this team back. Signing Nobby, Speed and Given doesn't make up for the shite he signed (especially the forwards), the key players he shipped out and his lack of interest in actually managing the team. He has fucked us again. I hate the f*cker. Souness was still worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 4 mins until this awful day is over with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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