Spider Jerusalem Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 http://cdnmo.coveritlive.com/media/image/201101/phpbiXVebCarroll.jpg Backstabbing piece of shit. Which one - the one that fucked us over and took us back a decade for a wage 15 years ago, the one that fucked us over to cover his managerial failings over the past month or the cunt that 'loves us' and fucked us over at the last possible moment in the transfer window but will provide evidence it wasn't his fault he signed a contract for more money and was forced to by Bad Ash, Cunt Derek and Gambling Debt Puppet Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I think Dalglish has actually usurped Souness as my most hated destroyer of our club (manager wise). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Normally the blow of losing a big player can be softened by the fact that you've got a shitload of money to spend on new players in the summer. We don't even have that to look forward to. Cuntsticks!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 fighting the tears, clearly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I would love it if that prick Dalglish took a tumble down some stairs. Spineless tosser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bmoregeordie Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 thisisanfield: From a Newcastle fanzine: Andy Carroll contacted ToonTalk editor Steve Wraith today via text to say, “I’m gutted to be leaving my home town club, i was told to go. I didn’t want to leave that’s why I signed a 5 year deal. I was pushed out of the door.” I'm not saying this isn't true. But given where he is from and where is family from, if he ever wants to have a decent time in his hometown again, he pretty much HAS to say this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Carroll will be shagging Kelly Cates in no time at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Andy Carroll had a five year contract. Why exactly wouldn't he be able to say no if he genuinely didn't want to go? why exactly would he put in a transfer request if he genuinely didn't want to leave ? A transfer request is nothing but a piece of paper with a signature line that is a bargaining chip modern negotiations. Carroll's agent, Newcastle and Liverpool reps and countless others have been working on him for probably the last 72 hours. ANdy is not very bright and I am sure he was given immense pressure to sign the thing and told just that "It's just a piece of paper Andy... a piece of paper worth millions." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 It's time for Best to step up a level now. at least he's look moderatly decent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'm just going off what Bobby said tbf. The circumstances were different then anyway, we'd already had 8 years out of him, and he was declining rapidly. Shearer was declining when we bought him. I know it's sacrilege to say so but that's the only similarity here other than the local connection. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zeta87 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 http://cdnmo.coveritlive.com/media/image/201101/phpbiXVebCarroll.jpg ....the cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Lee Ryder. there is no way in hell he'd print it, local papers depend on keeping in touch with club and thats a surefire way to get a ban Be another secret kept within Thompson House. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 To be fair to Carroll, he is hardly going to be photographed mouthing "TWAT" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd feel a 1,000 times better than this if Carroll was 5 years older. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Expect a web site statement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd feel a 1,000 times better than this if Carroll was 5 years older. Change your av. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 thisisanfield: From a Newcastle fanzine: Andy Carroll contacted ToonTalk editor Steve Wraith today via text to say, Im gutted to be leaving my home town club, i was told to go. I didnt want to leave thats why I signed a 5 year deal. I was pushed out of the door. I'm not saying this isn't true. But given where he is from and where is family from, if he ever wants to have a decent time in his hometown again, he pretty much HAS to say this. Exactly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this. After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd feel a 1,000 times better than this if Carroll was 5 years older. Change your av. Suggestions? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Steve Wraith has told me he will be giving the full text transcripts from Andy Carroll to Ian Murtagh and Lee Ryder. And they won't have the nuts to publicise them for fear of being blacklisted. Which is why our campaign will publicise ALL details. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this. After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran. I don't think NUFC have any PR Advisors. If they do they're fucking terrible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Steve Wraith has told me he will be giving the full text transcripts from Andy Carroll to Ian Murtagh and Lee Ryder. And they won't have the nuts to publicise them for fear of being blacklisted. Which is why our campaign will publicise ALL details. Have you seen the texts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Lee Ryder is more likely to use it as toilet paper than print any of the content, the spineless, physically revolting little prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Somehow this has hit harder than relegation. Genuinly think Carroll didnt want to leave but the money forced him off. The only solace is that spurs, everton and villa did well when they sold berbatov rooney and milner for big money. We wont go Down, next season will be tough but got a feeling we'll get someone decebt to get 10-15 goals soon enough. Trying to be positive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up! Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this. After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran. I don't think NUFC have any PR Advisors. If they do they're fucking terrible. Yep - they appointed a female head of PR last year, I'm sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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