Yorkie Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Pat on the back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Can't you read? If those few sentences confused you then you have issues. The fact that anyone would wish for someone to break both their legs is pretty fucking ridiculous IMO, where has this hatred come from? Is it because ALLEGEDLY he asked to leave? Fans should be thinking about the future not dwelling on the past. I'll assume for your username that you're not a troll who supports another club. And I'll also assume from the doggedness of your responses that you're not some idiot WUM. Firstly, Andy Cole left 16 years ago. Andy Carroll left eight weeks ago. One was here for three years. The other was a Geordie. Never mind apples and oranges, you're comparing apples with poo. Secondly, your use of ALEGEDLY implies that you're one of those who believe that Ashley pulled a Jedi mind trick on poor Andy and convinced him to give up a loyalty payment rumoured to be worth £3 million - because no one has satisfactorily explained why Carroll didn't deny the transfer request hapened, or why he would cast himself as the bad guy (and lose that cash) to be Mike Ashley's pawn in some pantomime played for the fans. I don't hope he breaks his legs - he can recover from that in less than a year. Actually, maybe a David Busst style break would do the trick... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I thought he looked consistently out of his depth last night, and contributed nothing. Then he got the chance to score, and took it exceptionally well. I also guess I shouldn't really be criticising expensive strikers who contribute nothing, but "just" score goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I still love him. Defending him last night loads on another forum, which was duly rewarded/vindicated by a superb finish. http://assets.liverpoolfc.tv/uploads/carroll12_4d924382a7066312446826.jpg curious picture for at least 2 reasons i can see When he scored at Swansea last season he had a massive boner then as well! Like the opposite to sports cock, it's meant to shrink surely?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Look at his left leg, man. Spring loaded for extra power! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Errr....is that "normal"? Seems like a bit weird to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 They installed an extra knee while he was out injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 They installed an extra knee while he was out injured. Plus an extra leg for stability, like a bloody tripod man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Curls Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Errr....is that "normal"? Seems like a bit weird to me. I'm no expert but It looks like a normal boner mate, goes against popular shrivelled sports cock claims though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I didn't feel a great deal when he scored for England but when he scores for the bin dippers I'm going to be gutted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I still love him. Defending him last night loads on another forum, which was duly rewarded/vindicated by a superb finish. http://assets.liverpoolfc.tv/uploads/carroll12_4d924382a7066312446826.jpg curious picture for at least 2 reasons i can see The fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Errr....is that "normal"? Seems like a bit weird to me. I'm no expert but It looks like a normal boner mate, goes against popular shrivelled sports cock claims though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Can't we just wish him well instaed of slagging him off? Can we s****! I hope he breaks both his legs the f***ing c***. Let Me GUess, you are still booing your eyes out every night because we sold Andy Cole.......... There is a massive difference. Andy Cole wasn't a Geordie and din't move because he wanted to anyway, nor did we need to sell him. He was sold because the manager wanted to change how we played and that meant replacing Cole in the team with a new striker. He was too good to be a squad striker and worth too much in terms of resale value to be sat on the bench. Mind I was personally devastated when we sold him, my first footy and Toon hero. As for Carroll, he can go and fuck himself. I hope he amounts to fuck all in his career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Can't we just wish him well instaed of slagging him off? Can we s****! I hope he breaks both his legs the f***ing c***. Let Me GUess, you are still booing your eyes out every night because we sold Andy Cole.......... There is a massive difference. Andy Cole wasn't a Geordie and din't move because he wanted to anyway, nor did we need to sell him. He was sold because the manager wanted to change how we played and that meant replacing Cole in the team with a new striker. He was too good to be a squad striker and worth too much in terms of resale value to be sat on the bench. Mind I was personally devastated when we sold him, my first footy and Toon hero. As for Carroll, he can go and f*** himself. I hope he amounts to f*** all in his career. Don't worry. Unless he could stay injury free for 10 years, any injury related to his legs would significantly affect his aerial ability and then that's it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Find, rather sadly, I'm purposely not watching any time he's on. Still something painful there about the speed it all happened - and all that potential now going to be fulfilled at another club. Gazza is the only similar example I can remember. Nothing against Carroll, some day he might regret what he could have been here. Just hope to Christ those in charge can conjure us up a decent forward line in the summer, and I can move on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Find, rather sadly, I'm purposely not watching any time he's on. Still something painful there about the speed it all happened - and all that potential now going to be fulfilled at another club. Gazza is the only similar example I can remember. Nothing against Carroll, some day he might regret what he could have been here. Just hope to Christ those in charge can conjure us up a decent forward line in the summer, and I can move on! Your post pretty much mirrors my feelings over his sale to the letter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 It still hurts. I've not watched him since and I don't know how I feel about our match at Anfield. Just the thought of him in a Liverpool shirt..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Can't we just wish him well instaed of slagging him off? Can we s****! I hope he breaks both his legs the f***ing c***. Let Me GUess, you are still booing your eyes out every night because we sold Andy Cole.......... There is a massive difference. Andy Cole wasn't a Geordie and din't move because he wanted to anyway, nor did we need to sell him. He was sold because the manager wanted to change how we played and that meant replacing Cole in the team with a new striker. He was too good to be a squad striker and worth too much in terms of resale value to be sat on the bench. Mind I was personally devastated when we sold him, my first footy and Toon hero. As for Carroll, he can go and fuck himself. I hope he amounts to fuck all in his career. People rant on about Carroll as if he left us on a free transfer! We made £35m out of him. He also fired us back in to the Premiership during the second half of last season and his goals this season maybe the key reason we stay up this year. We turned down bids between £20m to £30m. At what amount of money should have Carroll been sold before people don't moan about him leaving? or is there no amount? I said all along I wouldn't sell him for any money. I support Newcastle United the football team, not its bank balance. 'Moaning' ffs, I couldn't give a fuck what we 'made out of him'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 How many players in recent history have rejected a move after a bid was accepted for them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 How many players in recent history have rejected a move after a bid was accepted for them? Couple of Italian players I can think of recently, Miccoli of Palermo and Di Natale of Udinese. Both rejected pay-rises as part of the moves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Hmmm. Still pretty fucking rare though, pretty sure they weren't being made the 7th most expensive player ever or something either. I'm gutted he went and wouldn't have accepted the bid but let's not pretend he's not done something 99.9% of players would have done. It's disappointing but hardly puts him in the Keith Curle bracket of cuntishness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 It's disappointing but hardly puts him in the Keith Curle bracket of cuntishness. He could go around hospitals eating newborn babies and shitting on the cripples and he'd still be nowhere near Curle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Scored yesterday for England in their 1-1 draw against Ghana Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Touched the ball 25 times (3 times in the area). £1.4m per touch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Touched the ball 25 times (3 times in the area). £1.4m per touch Yeah, because Liverpool paid £35m solely for him to play in that game. Fucking imbecile. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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