Sifu Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 He looks a bit like a homeless version of Dave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I've a lot more meat on my bones tbh, so if anything he's just a well groomed anorexic version of me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 SEMTEX Wraith is an attention seeker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I'm pretty sure Carroll will be aware Wraith would go to the press with what he text so even if there was some truth in these stories you'd imagine he'd be hesitant in telling him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I'm pretty sure Carroll will be aware Wraith would go to the press with what he text so even if there was some truth in these stories you'd imagine he'd be hesitant in telling him. Carroll would destroy even more of his Liverpool career should he text back and said 'yeah, hopefully mate' and then nothing come of it. Wraith is a dick, this latest episode just adds more dickishness to his bow of cocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I actually heard a rumour that Messi handed in a transfer request to be able to join us. He wanted to play with Shola Ameobi so bad, he said, and as long as his wages matched Sholas, that was good enough. Shame that it was my mate who made that rumour up, like, but maybe he heard something from SEMTEX? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/WxiTG.jpg I really tried my best, but I just couldn't achieve the same level of smug. Sorry lads. I'm also in the toilets, which didn't really help me get into the role. Excellent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Would be hillarious if Pardew went all Hughton when quizzed about the Carroll link and replied with 'we are not aware of Andy Carroll' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 He's not worth 5m to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Have to say that youre extremely ugly Semtex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I think he's a good player who could be great and would be phenomenal with Ba, who clearly prospers alongside a genuine number 9. My main concern (other than the cost, obviously) would be the fans not taking to him again. Personally I don't have much anger for him at all but I realise I'm in a fairly small minority as far as that goes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Just missed another sitter! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Should ave scored. Keeping his best for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I think he's a good player who could be great and would be phenomenal with Ba, who clearly prospers alongside a genuine number 9. My main concern (other than the cost, obviously) would be the fans not taking to him again. Personally I don't have much anger for him at all but I realise I'm in a fairly small minority as far as that goes. Agree with all this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Keep failing son, soon enough Liverpool will pay us another £35m for us to take you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Keep failing son, soon enough Liverpool will pay us another £35m for us to take you. Son. One year older than you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Keep failing son, soon enough Liverpool will pay us another £35m for us to take you. Son. One year older than you. I'm a time traveller. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I think he's a good player who could be great and would be phenomenal with Ba, who clearly prospers alongside a genuine number 9. My main concern (other than the cost, obviously) would be the fans not taking to him again. Personally I don't have much anger for him at all but I realise I'm in a fairly small minority as far as that goes. Agree with all this. I'd be fine with him coming back, but his form is godawful and he doesn't help himself at all with his personal life, and cuntish behaviour. I dunno, I just don't think it's worth the risk. . .... ......... .............. Saying that, we've fuck all upfront other than Ba... so I guess I'd take him back. Doesn't take away from the fact he could be a lot better than he is, with a little focus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Lol. My mam: "Who's playing?" Me: "Man City and Liverpool." My mam: "Who's winning?" Me: "Liverpool" My mam: "How?, Carrol plays for them?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 That dribble man :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Lol. My mam: "Who's playing?" Me: "Man City and Liverpool." My mam: "Who's winning?" Me: "Liverpool" My mam: "How?, Carrol plays for them?" One to treasure that like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VegasToon Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 That dribble man :lol: Reminded me of that gif with the horse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 If this extended run of games continues in the same vein we should be able to get him for a couple million by the end of Jan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Does Andy Carrol have a twin brother? If so i think we might have sold him to Liverpool Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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