Greg Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Footballer Shola Ameobi thought messy mansion was result of burglary The furious Newcastle star, 27, called cops detailing the items stolen, including his cheque book. Then the truth hit home to the dopey striker, 27 – his £500,000 pad had not been ransacked, he had just left it incredibly messy. One police source said in disbelief yesterday: “We were told thieves had taken a number of things, the most important one being the chequebook. “Given what soccer stars earn, that was obviously a matter of great concern. Then we got a call back saying nothing was missing after all. “Perhaps he had had a party and the place just looked as if it had been burgled.” Cops were about to visit him about the “break-in” in Newcastle’s Jesmond district when shame-faced Shola owned up to his howler. A police spokesman confirmed: “We received a report of a theft from a house in Jesmond but it appears to have been a genuine misunderstanding. Guess it proves it’s not just his struggling team that’s a real shambles at home… http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-united/2009/01/06/footballer-shola-ameobi-thought-messy-mansion-was-result-of-burglary-115875-21018813/ mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Fucks sake that's just embarrassing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 mackems.gif Thick as pig shit. Seriously, what a dopey twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Thicko! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Par for the course when you're a total braindead moronic tosser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 God damn, Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Love how they invent the mess part. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 ...the most important one being the chequebook. “Given what soccer stars earn, that was obviously a matter of great concern... Oh fuck off. So if it had been a bloke with £20 to his name it wouldn't have been as important? Shola will get another £30k next week. I wouldn't worry about it. Cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Fucking idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 hehehe what a numpty. remember the mtv cribs he did? ...and this is where i keep me hats.... and this is me telly..... and obviously i need a lot of rest being a footballer. the bloke's as much personality in interviews as andy murray Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
womblemaster Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 actually the guy is a genius....if i call the police maybe they clean the house up while looking for clues? plenty of evidence in my pigstye) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Wonder if he's ever thought his house was stolen, only to realise he was standing ten yards outside his front door instead of in his living room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 £500,000.00 House. Jesus, this world we live in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Just like that time he thought he was a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 The fact he's 'hit' anything is an improvement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I wonder if he had a Peep Show 'bad thing' moment.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Perhaps Mike Ashley has lost his checkbook, and is too embarrassed to Phone the police, so no signings till he finds it, in one of his many houses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 This reminds me of the time I lost my pen and looked everywhere, and it was behind my ear the whole time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 who writes cheques anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 What a tool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 A party? Not likely. He was probably trying to replicate that advert of yesteryear with Thierry Henry dribbling a ball round his house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 ^ Just about sums it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Sorry to disappoint you all but the story is complete bollocks. I can't tell you the true story but the article is an absolute load of tripe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Sorry to disappoint you all but the story is complete bollocks. I can't tell you the true story but the article is an absolute load of tripe. The truth is, he invited Andy Carroll round, who ramsacked the place and nicked his cheque book. Shola's covering for him - closest they'll ever get to working together hopefully Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Sorry to disappoint you all but the story is complete bollocks. I can't tell you the true story but the article is an absolute load of tripe. The truth is, he invited Andy Carroll round, who ramsacked the place and nicked his cheque book. Shola's covering for him - closest they'll ever get to working together hopefully Nearly right. In fact, he invited Andy Carroll round, and they decided to have a game of keepy uppy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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