WhatTheFunk Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Dear Big Andy Carroll, Thank you for the guts, sweat and intelligence in today's performance. Thank you for the effort and the endeavor. Thank you for that wonderful goal to help us leave that god-forsaken shithole with a point. Thank you for silencing the Potter buckets of cunt! But most of all, thank you for keeping the hope alive. You led by example, you showed great urgency and enthusiasm. You battled for every ball with every ounce of strength, and you showed Shola Ameobi and some of our poncy squad players what it means to get out there and give 100%. You're a promising footballer with certain qualities that could make you a hero for thousands on Tyneside. From here on, the world is your oyster. First however, you need to keep working hard, keep your head down and your feet on the ground. Stay away from irresponsible behavior, clubs, booze, and cunts who pretend to be your mates now that you're getting some game time. Keep at it son, and you'll be our number 9 in no time. Thanks again. Sincerely yours, One relieved motherfucker! WTF? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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