Tsunami Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg I spend 5 hours with him and then he calls me a Fat Cockney Twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Ashley: "Premiership, championship what's the difference?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 "I said it wouldn't take long lads now pay up, get those McDonalds vouchers out I want a big mac" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Ashley: "How Nile Ranger never got a game, I'll never know" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 In a Manuel voice "I know naaathink!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Mike: "Chips or pie, I really don't care. Just get me something, would you?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg 'WHERE THE FUCK IS NE5' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Amy Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg 'WHERE WHO THE FUCK IS NE5' FYP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UV Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 MA: macbeth and all his cronies, mick, baggio, etc where are they now? Conehead: They seem to have disappeared from the supporters website we were monitoring for ideas sir. DL: I can't believe we went with the bollocks they spouted about putting the books in order and not investing in the playing side of the club. A Director of football, 5 year plans, all their ideas and look where it's got us! MA: I know. If only we'd listened to that NE5 geezer, I realise now he was the only one on there worth listening to. Get back on there and see what he has to say now. Conehead: They banned him sir. MA: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 MA: macbeth and all his cronies, mick, baggio, etc where are they now? Conehead: They seem to have disappeared from the supporters website we were monitoring for ideas sir. DL: I can't believe we went with the bollocks they spouted about putting the books in order and not investing in the playing side of the club. A Director of football, 5 year plans, all their ideas and look where it's got us! MA: I know. If only we'd listened to that NE5 geezer, I realise now he was the only one on there worth listening to. Get back on there and see what he has to say now. Conehead: They banned him sir. MA: Utter brilliance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg Guy on wall: "so what are you going to do now?" Mike: "fuck knows" Derek: "" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 MA: macbeth and all his cronies, mick, baggio, etc where are they now? Conehead: They seem to have disappeared from the supporters website we were monitoring for ideas sir. DL: I can't believe we went with the bollocks they spouted about putting the books in order and not investing in the playing side of the club. A Director of football, 5 year plans, all their ideas and look where it's got us! MA: I know. If only we'd listened to that NE5 geezer, I realise now he was the only one on there worth listening to. Get back on there and see what he has to say now. Conehead: They banned him sir. MA: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fading star Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg OK, how do we drag these negotiations out until seasons tickets go on sale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg Ashley: "You're saying this league isn't a league for champions? 'The fuck's it called the Championship for then? Ehhh, we're fucked." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Whaddya mean I haven't got a leg to stand on? I make a belter Piers Morgan lookalike in profile! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg What are these things called Belts that you talk of. What do they do ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg Man on wall: "So who exactly is this Alan bloke your talking about Mr. Ashley?" *Llambias looking blank* *Ashley = Dunno* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg Hang on, is it the little cheeky one, or the taller mongy looking one we want, the one who went blind in Byker Grove? sorry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg Guy-on-wall: "No Mike. Arms a bit higher up and straighter out please. I've got the hammer and nails here, Derek will you fetch the wooden cross please? A good old public crucifiction should keep the fuckers happy for a couple of days." Derek: "But don't worry Mike, after a couple of days we'll come and get you down. We'll do it at night so nobody sees." Mike: "Sounds good to me. I knew I'd be their messiah one day!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg Guy on the wall: "Mike someone want to buy the club" LM: looks in a are you seriouse type of way Guy on the wall: "They want to know how much you will sell up for" Ashley: "I don't know, whatever" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7691/mikeashleyrightwithmana.jpg MA: Who the hell is this guy? DL: I dunno boss, I just thought he looked kinda pretty. Guy on wall: ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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