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I don't have an ITK, I guess I am one.  Talked to Barry Moat after the game.  Nice fella but he talks real fast.  He's trying to cobble together some investment money and wanted to confirm my interest.  He must have had a comma or decimal out of place as he thought I had quite a bit more than the $16, 238.59 I've raised.  When I insisted on pledgeing the amount in full (less travel and lodging to sign the deal) he said he'd get back to me and hung up.  He did say that he expected it all to go down this week, Wednesday at the latest.  Shearer was to be named and there would be in excess of 10M in the transfer kitty with 3 and possibly 4 players already lined up and ready to sign.  He also told me that Elvis WAS alive and ran a small curio shop in Gatehead.

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I don't have an ITK, I guess I am one.  Talked to Barry Moat after the game.  Nice fella but he talks real fast.  He's trying to cobble together some investment money and wanted to confirm my interest.  He must have had a comma or decimal out of place as he thought I had quite a bit more than the $16, 238.59 I've raised.  When I insisted on pledgeing the amount in full (less travel and lodging to sign the deal) he said he'd get back to me and hung up.  He did say that he expected it all to go down this week, Wednesday at the latest.  Shearer was to be named and there would be in excess of 10M in the transfer kitty with 3 and possibly 4 players already lined up and ready to sign.  He also told me that Elvis WAS alive and ran a small curio shop in Gatehead.

 

I believed that up until there, including the talking fast bit. :lol:

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Andy Townsend's commentary on Fifa09 is top quality stuff!

 

"Thats offside"

"That's a goal"

"That's a corner"

 

and so on.

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I don't have an ITK, I guess I am one.  Talked to Barry Moat after the game.  Nice fella but he talks real fast.  He's trying to cobble together some investment money and wanted to confirm my interest.  He must have had a comma or decimal out of place as he thought I had quite a bit more than the $16, 238.59 I've raised.  When I insisted on pledgeing the amount in full (less travel and lodging to sign the deal) he said he'd get back to me and hung up.  He did say that he expected it all to go down this week, Wednesday at the latest.  Shearer was to be named and there would be in excess of 10M in the transfer kitty with 3 and possibly 4 players already lined up and ready to sign.  He also told me that Elvis WAS alive and ran a small curio shop in Gatehead.

 

I believed that up until there, including the talking fast bit. :lol:

 

This should be the go-to example for any budding ITK. Look at the small touches than bring a sense of realism, and the fact he's written it in first-person also lends authenticity to the piece. Great work.

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 He also told me that Elvis WAS alive and ran a small curio shop in Gatehead.

 

FUCKIN GERRIN THERE!     :frantic:

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Right forgive me for osunding clueless, because I am.

 

Why does Moat need permission off barclays? If he is struggling to get investment and funds to initially takeover the club, hows he going to afford to pump a decent amount of money into the club aswell as paying the bills?

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My mate is Shearer's cleaner and when he went in today he said there was a CV and covering letter addressed to Mike Ashley, so he also thinks this could happen this Wednesday.

 

Did Shearer remember to attach his nice passport photo on the CV?

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He might have enough money and outside investment to run the club, keep it going and improve/maintain the first team squad but not have enough money to pay for the initial £100m price tag. That's how I understood it.

 

To be honest I lost interest a while ago, if the season hadn't have started when it did I'd probably just watch a different sport this season. Them 3 months or so were painful.

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Right forgive me for osunding clueless, because I am.

 

Why does Moat need permission off barclays? If he is struggling to get investment and funds to initially takeover the club, hows he going to afford to pump a decent amount of money into the club aswell as paying the bills?

 

Barclays appear to want to cut the £40m overdraft we have to £20m unless he can prove support for their funds to them. It appears if he can prove it he'll still have the £40m overdraft, if not it gets cut to £20m and Moat has to find another £20m to pay off that part of the overdraft.

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Right forgive me for osunding clueless, because I am.

 

Why does Moat need permission off barclays? If he is struggling to get investment and funds to initially takeover the club, hows he going to afford to pump a decent amount of money into the club aswell as paying the bills?

 

Barclays appear to want to cut the £40m overdraft we have to £20m unless he can prove support for their funds to them. It appears if he can prove it he'll still have the £40m overdraft, if not it gets cut to £20m and Moat has to find another £20m to pay off that part of the overdraft.

 

And how did one come to this brilliant conclusion?

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Right forgive me for osunding clueless, because I am.

 

Why does Moat need permission off barclays? If he is struggling to get investment and funds to initially takeover the club, hows he going to afford to pump a decent amount of money into the club aswell as paying the bills?

 

Barclays appear to want to cut the £40m overdraft we have to £20m unless he can prove support for their funds to them. It appears if he can prove it he'll still have the £40m overdraft, if not it gets cut to £20m and Moat has to find another £20m to pay off that part of the overdraft.

 

Guaranteed future income from the transfers of Martins, Bassong and Duff would cover that....

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