James Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I just phoned. Alan Shearer picked the phone up, said "no I'm not here" then hung up on me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Walking in a waddle wonde Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 This thread Takes me about 3hrs to catch up each night when I get home from work, always has me in stitches. Which is good considering the situation that we are in/could still be in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 The Diamond pub in Ponteland apparently... Bullshit. There is absolutely no way they would do this in public, especially in a PUBLIC house! Just like Dowie and Shearer weren't in Ponteland in a pub on the night Shearer got the job first time round... is that sarcasm or were they? No sarcasm. They were. However this I believe this story is bollocks. probably why someone has decided to say this, this time then boooooo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I just phoned. Alan Shearer picked the phone up, said "no I'm not here" then hung up on me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Shearer having a drink in his local? No way I can't believe that for a second. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Just had a txt off a mate who's a taxi driver and he's picking up an alan and barry from the said pub in 20 minutes then onto a casino in town!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I just phoned. Alan Shearer picked the phone up, said "no I'm not here" then hung up on me! Hung up! Has it left you shaking with rage? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Moat is in London sucking Ashley off to make up for the 10mil shortfall Ashley's chopper was seen on the training ground... Someone cut it off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 He's a junky like and not a taxi driver but might be telling the truth! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I work on the 4th floor in the building and confirm there's no sign of Shearer or Moat at The Telegraph... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Just had a txt off a mate who's a taxi driver and he's picking up an alan and barry from the said pub in 20 minutes then onto a casino in town!!! Fuck off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Just had a txt off a mate who's a taxi driver and he's picking up an alan and barry from the said pub in 20 minutes then onto a casino in town!!! f*** off are they going to gamble NUFC on red or black? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Just had a txt off a mate who's a taxi driver and he's picking up an alan and barry from the said pub in 20 minutes then onto a casino in town!!! f*** off are they going to gamble NUFC on red or black? nufc ? they'll bet yellow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Libertine Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 nufcblog are saying shearer and moat are celebrating with a few ladyboys in ponteland. WTF?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Just had a txt off a mate who's a taxi driver and he's picking up an alan and barry from the said pub in 20 minutes then onto a casino in town!!! f*** off are they going to gamble NUFC on red or black? Just going on them 2p machines, Barry's a bit skint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 nufcblog are saying shearer and moat are celebrating with a few ladyboys in ponteland. WTF?! OOOOOhhhhhhhhh Ladyboys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 nufcblog are saying shearer and moat are celebrating with a few ladyboys in ponteland. WTF?! OOOOOhhhhhhhhh Ladyboys Isn't that a drink? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 nufcblog are saying shearer and moat are celebrating with a few ladyboys in ponteland. WTF?! could be that chinese place at darras hall. the new rendevous if i'm not mistaken. pont-toon get yourself away along theres a good lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I can confirm that neither Shearer, Moat, Ashley or indeed anyone involved in the takeover are currently in Llanelli Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Moat and Shearer were seen going into watch Aliens in the Attic at 6:40 screen 5 at the Silverlink Odeon to celebrate. After 9pm, they were spotted in the nearby Frankie and Benny's'; Barry had the penne arriabiatta, Shearer ate chicken carbonara. More on this as it develops. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Someone could write a fucking thesis on this thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I can confirm that neither Shearer, Moat, Ashley or indeed anyone involved in the takeover are currently in Llanelli Well there not in Consett either. Well not in my fridge which is in consett anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I can confirm that two men, one called alan and one called barry were seen drinking in the Flying Horse in Blyth this evening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Someone could write a f***ing thesis on this thread. You my friend, are not wrong. It would be quite entertaining anyhow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Can anyone confirm that Andy Carroll is not in ASDA Benton tonight? He seems to be spotted there about twice a day! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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