Dave Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 To help raise funds, why not get Ron Atkinson in and sell the rights to Sky One to do another series of Racist Ron Manager? Perhaps they'll join forces with the BNP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 It's got to the stage now where the embarrassment barely even registers anymore. The club has lurched from crisis to crisis and we've given the whole country so much ammunition over the past 2 years that this fucking shambles just doesn't matter. We're already a laughing stock and the sooner we're shot of this prick the better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 [email protected] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I bet they've had absolutely tons from mackems today. Probably sat pissing themselves at the messages of goodwill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 [email protected] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Idiots have probably got the spam settings wrong and have deleted the 1 offer they got in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Idiots have probably got the spam settings wrong and have deleted the 1 offer they got in. How do you think they reply to any prospective bidders? My guess is 'got MSN?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 To help raise funds, why not get Ron Atkinson in and sell the rights to Sky One to do another series of Racist Ron Manager? Perhaps they'll join forces with the BNP. I'd imagine the BNP getting 2 seats would be more than they'll sell at St James next season if they don't get this fucking sorted soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Without wanting to drag it all up again, for me Keegan's decision has been totally vindicated by the way Ashley has gone on since. Who would want to work for this utter fucking cunt? Absolutely. It seems petty to look at keegan's faults when it's becoming clearer by the day that this owner is a Cockney spiv who would make the Trotters blush with shame. I am having disturbing visions of breaking into his home and harpooning the fat cunt while he floats in his bath. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/418240/newcastle-united-now-just-100m Just in case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Idiots have probably got the spam settings wrong and have deleted the 1 offer they got in. How do you think they reply to any prospective bidders? My guess is 'got MSN?' 'asl?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/418240/newcastle-united-now-just-100m Just in case. Haha, it got pulled as spam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "We are pleased to announce that we've had several thousands of potential bidders since going public with the price yesterday. All day yesterday, we had e-mails coming in from all over the world wanting to buy the club. We will now arrange meetings will all 876 541 parties that seemed legit, and we hope to have the club sold as soon as possible. All Mike is regretting is that he did not think of this way of selling the club back in September" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Some poor bastard is actually going to have to wade through all of the shite in that inbox looking for any sensible ones in there. Fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Some poor bastard is actually going to have to wade through all of the shite in that inbox looking for any sensible ones in there. Fucking hell. Hopefully that's what we're still paying Michael Owen for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I had no reply to my offer... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Some poor bastard is actually going to have to wade through all of the shite in that inbox looking for any sensible ones in there. Fucking hell. Hopefully that's what we're still paying Michael Owen for. He might take his time getting through the horse porn though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Some poor bastard is actually going to have to wade through all of the shite in that inbox looking for any sensible ones in there. Fucking hell. Hopefully that's what we're still paying Michael Owen for. He might take his time getting through the horse porn though. Couldn't score in a stable tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I honestly don't think our finest fiction writers could have invented such an utterly, utterly fucking clueless owner. When I read that email thing earlier today, I genuinely thought "that can't be true, must be a joke", but no there it is. And as for the wisdom of putting the club so desperately on the market whilst trying to reach agreement with someone to be your new manager, well fucking hell. My heart goes out to you. I walked past the Sports Direct unit in the Bull Ring today. Even that looked a dreadful fucking mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mantis Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 What else could we expect from the t-shirt salesman and the grinning card school boss? I hope he gets less than £50m back and then his SD stall goes bust the fat useless c***. However long this takes I hope he is never again seen back at SJP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I suppose its gone from being just a press story that most boig money men would have ignored, to 100% fact now so stupid email thing aside its not all bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "We are pleased to announce that we've had several thousands of potential bidders since going public with the price yesterday. All day yesterday, we had e-mails coming in from all over Wearside wanting to buy the club. We will now arrange meetings will all 876 541 parties that seemed legit, and we hope to have the club sold as soon as possible. All Mike is regretting is that he did not think of this way of selling the club back in September" fyp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Most of the papers really having a good old laugh at the email thing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bovineblue Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Hello Mr Ashley My name is Horace Mgumbo. I am wealthy Nigeria business man. The type you might see in Hollywood movie good friend. I would love to be buying your football club. My uncle is Minister of Banking here in Nigeria and has the sum of $100,000,000 British Dollars in secret back account. I would be very interested to buy this Newcastle United Football Team as I hear they do well in Premiership under your exellent guidence my friend. If you can send me the sum of $1,000 British Dollars or perhaps if that is too difficult give me contract to excellent player Nicky Butt we can do some excellent business dealings. Doctor Horace Mgumbo. Professor of finacnial Studys Nigeria institute of Businesses and Money Wonder if it'll get a reply. The way this club is run the $1,000 is probably on its way to you now Tried to knock me down to a Shola but wanted me to pay postage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I wonder what is install for us today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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